Vote Kevorkian ... Or Else!
Assisted-suicide advocate Jack Kevorkian announced today he is running for Congress.
The 79-year-old Kevorkian has told reporters in Southfield, Mich., that he is running in the November election as an independent for a congressional seat representing Detroit's suburbs.
We Creative Minority Reporters wish to voice our unabashed support for the legendary Dr. Death. In support of the campaign, which we anticipate might be low on funds, we have created the following bumper stickers and campaign buttons in support of Jack free of charge.
If you see us on the road with these stickers on the back of our minivans on the way to pull the plug on Granny, be sure to give us a honk and a special wave.
If you have any other ideas for a bumper sticker to support Kevorkian for Kongress Kampaign, let us know.
10 comments:
A new kind of lockbox. (Insert evil laugh here)
He's running as an independent because the Democrat party just isn't death-y enough?
How about
"Live Free AND Die."
"Finally, A candidate who represents the interest of 65% of Chicago voters"
=)
live free and die
that's a good one.
Hi-larious post! Making me laugh so hard it hurts my sore throat. Okay, I must get in on this. Will return if/when I think of something clever. At least, I will post a link from our blog.
daddio,
you've given us a promise of something clever. the pressure is now on. And the clock is ticking...
Ummm...
"Vote or Die" (you kind of already covered that one, but I believe that's MTV's actual slogan for their voting PSA's)
"Now Offering Death *and* Taxes!"
These were really clever. My husband and I enjoyed them.
diggin the death and taxes one.
I found you at the suggestion of Daddio at My Three Sons. You have a wonderful blog. I have linked to your report on Dr. Kevorkian, and posted your You Tube video showing Barack Obama's leadership in denying medical care for babies. God bless you for your wonderful sense of humor.
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