Breaking News: Obama To Join New Church!
Barack Obama has resigned his 20 year membership in the Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago in the aftermath of inflammatory remarks by his longtime pastor the Rev. Jeremiah Wright and more recent fiery remarks at the church by another minister, the Rev. Michael Pfleger.
Your intrepid Creative Minority Reporters have an exclusive report on which Church Barack Obama will join next. In addition, CMR has exclusively obtained critical notes that reveal the inner most thoughts that went into the choice of a new Church for the charismatic presidential candidate.
After conducting a Watergate-style break-in at Obama headquarters, CMR can now reveal the notes that Barack Obama made on a yellow legal pad during his decision making process.
There you have it. Barack Hussein Obama will become an Anglican!
18 comments:
Oh My!
Brilliant. The Satan thing is very funny but might actually be true! Well done.
LOL
Very funny! Michelle said no! I almost choked on my coffee!
LOL! However, it does raise a serious question: Will Obama choose a new church, or will he run as the candidate without a church?
That is very funny. Truth is that choosing a religion for Obama is entirely a political decision. Faith has nothing to do with it. That was true when he joined UCC and it is true now, no matter what he does.
"Master says it isn't time yet!"
Yes many more babies to kill before they reveal themselves for who the really are!
Why does this site hate Obama so much? Just leave him alone! He's giving hope to a whole new generation of youth that for the first time feel like there's something to believe in.
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Hope for what? Believe in what?
Meaningless.
Hating Obama is not the issue. Understanding that he is a man who smiles and looks angelic while holding the most radical positions of ANY serious presidential candidate in history is the real issue. He hides his extreme positions under vague slogans... I can think of some others who have done the same: "workers unite!" "final solution!" "Motherland!"
Very very funny! The crying Hillary was a great touch.
Anonymous 4, giving people hope doesn't do anything, if Obama can't back it up. And don't insult my intelligence. I'm a "youth," (I'm 17) but I don't fall for his ridiculous tricks. Blah. I detested Hillary until Obama came along.
Ok, that was one of the funniest things I have ever read but why Anglican he could become a Methodist their even more lax than the Anglicans and they have free cookies after church that way he can look vaguely christianish(yes I realize that isn't a word)and get free food. BTW Daniel I feel your pain I am younger than you and people look down on me for not being taken in by Obama's idiocy while you are lucky enough just to surprise people.
He's giving hope to a whole new generation of youth that for the first time feel like there's something to believe in.
Like what, socialism?
You forgot the obvious choice...The Church of the Goddess Oprah. :)
-Rich
Michelle said no
haha!
Absolute Brilliance :-)
Actually, the Episcopalian church recently began to condone gay marriage and ordaining women as priests. The Anglican church does not agree with this stance which is why there is a major split in the world wide church. Episcopalian does not equal American Anglicanism anymore. See http://www.amia.org/.
http://www.theamia.org/
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