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Crucified Ronald McDonald Is A Cliche

This story from the Hornsey and Crouch Journal has every element I love in a sacrilegious art story. First, introduce the brave courageous artist, bring in the overreacting Christians, sprinkle on a suggestion that religious fanatics are responsible for all the world's evils, and finally wheel out the wimpy clergy. Seriously, go back to every blaspheming art story over the past decade and it will have these elements.

So over in England, an effigy of the fast food icon Ronald McDonald was crucified sparking a mini-outrage among neighboring Christians last week.

And then the man responsible for the exhibit cried tearfully to the press that he was scared of being beat up - by a bunch of girls.

Teenage girls who he called "protestors" allegedly pinned the exhibition organiser to a wall as they demanded the removal of a figure of Ronald McDonald hanging from a cross.

Tony Peakall, organiser of the Tidy Art exhibition, revealed how he was attacked by around 10 girls (that means probably three.) They reportedly grabbed him and shouted at him to take it down. He said: "When I tried to explain about the piece they said if it was a Muslim symbol we wouldn't do it because we would get bombed. It was scary. They threatened me saying I would be lucky if something doesn't happen to me. We have no plans to remove it."

Wow. He got threatened by a bunch of girls and told on them and then added snottily while wiping his nose that he didn't care what those mean old girls said to him that he was going to be a brave big boy.

But here then comes my favorite quote from every artist who creates some stupid sacrilege. They're always shocked, just shocked that they're causing an uproar. Janitzio Moreno, 47, said: "I'm not apologising for it. If there are reactions then it tells us more about the society we live in. I think a lot of evils in the world are a direct result of religious fanaticism, and this is another little example."

There's been a lot of evil in the world from failed artists too. Remember, uhm...HITLER!

And now bring in the ineffectual clergy. "The Bishop of Edmonton, The Right Reverend Peter Wheatley, declined to comment."

So while the clergy couldn't muster a comment, some common sense was to be had from a spokesman for McDonald's, who said: "It seems inappropriate to place an image of Ronald McDonald on any religious artifact." Wow. Was that really so hard?

So there you have my deconstruction of every blaspheming artist story that ever was and ever will be. This story will be repeated often in coming years until they once again get brave enough to start feeding us to lions. I'll also try to have funny little stories about that too for your enjoyment because we might as well laugh while the world is being flushed down the toilet. Oh excuse me, something is growling and pawing at my front door. I'll be right ba...

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Rose said...

I wanted so much to find the humor because I need to laugh too in this getting too sickening world. Tears were in my eyes...poor Jesus, poor Jesus.

Later I thought of a comment: Some "brave" artist should put on an artist's canvas a picture of a toilet with that artist's head in it with those "fear no man" girls flushing him down the drain. The girls are wearing tees that say: "Be Not Afraid" or "The Jesus Generation". Now I can laugh.

I hope those girls go down in history remembered.
and that so called artist looking for a job at Burger King-but turned down then ends up on his knees in the Holy Land.

Renee said...

I have no doubt he knew that, by creating his so called work of art, the neighborhood faithful would get upset and he would get a picture of himself with his "art" in the paper (or maybe even on TV!). You wonder if he really thought it was all worth it for his few minutes of fame.

Yeah, he probably did.

Now the "artists" who created the paper chicken and the mannequin covered with feathers will know what to exhibit next year to get their 15 minutes.

MightyMom said...

well hello and nice to meet you.

Thank you for stopping by my place, I hope you come back soon. Especially for Thesaurus Thursday as reading this story I am struck by your wit and wisdom (did I say that with a straight face?)

Seriously, come on by, love the breakdown of sacriligous art....you're right on target there.

LarryD said...

Hey Matthew - I might be dragged out with you.

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