Maybe Clericalism Wasn't So Bad

I am beginning to think that Maureen Martin might be a long lost sister of ours. Perhaps we will have to talk with Mom. Either we are related or her similarly twisted mind reflects the cumulative results of centuries of common ancestral binge drinking. Either way, she slays us.

Mo, as us family members call her, has up a new post over at the witty new blog Stuff Catholics Like. She splits some sides telling us all about the wonders of ...well ....us. Laypeople. What a wondrous thing we laypeople are, just ask us. This paragraph is indicative of what you will find:

Some laypeople have a fondness for guitars, banjos, bongos, tambourines, drums, etc. This gives them the chance to display their musical skills. Other laypeople have pretty voices and enjoy singing. They probably hope this will make up for all the other laypeople who aren’t singing. Laypeople like to choose songs that use the pronoun “I.” It gives them the chance to play God’s part during a song. They get to be the Bread of Life, they get to raise everyone up on the last day, etc. Laypeople want you to be able to play God, too. Despite this tremendous opportunity, most laypeople in the pews still choose not to sing very loud, if at all. Perhaps the pewsitters are embarrassed at their comparable lack of talent.
Read the whole thing here, it's worth it.

Dialing 555-Mom1...
"Hi Mom! You have some 'splainin to do!"

Today on CMR - May 9, 2008

Archbishop Urges Gov. To Refrain from Communion
—Cites Abortion Stance

Gerald Augustinus whY?
—Oh no! Is the Cafeteria Open again?

TiVo is Destroying Society!
—Someone Shot J.R.!?

Minister: Stop Having So Many Children!
—Your babies are destroying the world.

Fool and Unusual Punishment
—330 Year sentence for a 72 year old white collar criminal.

McCain Speaks, Get Your Decoder Ring Out
—Pssst! He's Talking About the A word.

Boris! Boris! He's Our Man...
—New London Mayor says "Don't ignore faith based groups."

From Iraq With Love To Stephen King
—A Message from the Illiterate Troops

Mennonites For Obama?
—Barack Obama seems to have locked up the college-aged Mennonite vote.

You Gotta' See This
—Strangest Nun Name Ever

Nuns Neglecting Their Husbands
—A Tale of Two Nunneries

10 Year Olds Knew it in 1948
—Catholic Comics Got it Right, Why Can't Theologians

Archbishop Urges Gov. To Refrain from Communion

Archbishop Joseph Naumann wrote an op-ed today in the Leaven declaring that Governor Sebelius of Kansas is not eligible to receive Communion.

Having made every effort to inform and to persuade Governor Sebelius and after consultation with Bishop Ron Gilmore (Dodge City), Bishop Paul Coakley (Salina) and Bishop Michael Jackels (Wichita), I wrote the Governor last August requesting that she refrain from presenting herself for reception of the Eucharist until she had acknowledged the error of her past positions, made a worthy sacramental confession and taken the necessary steps for amendment of her life which would include a public repudiation of her previous efforts and actions in support of laws and policies sanctioning abortion.

Recently, it came to my attention that the Governor had received Holy Communion at one of our parishes. I have written to her again asking her to respect my previous request and not require from me any additional pastoral actions.

The Governor has spoken to me on more than one occasion about her obligation to uphold state and federal laws and court decisions. I have asked her to show a similar sense of obligation to honor divine law and the laws, teaching and legitimate authority within the Church.

I have not made lightly this request of Governor Sebelius, but only after much prayer and reflection. The spiritually lethal message, communicated by our Governor, as well as many other high profile Catholics in public life, has been in effect: “The Church’s teaching on abortion is optional!”

I reissue my request of the Faithful of the Archdiocese to pray for Governor Sebelius. I hope that my request of the Governor, not to present herself for Holy Communion, will provoke her to reconsider the serious spiritual and moral consequences of her past and present actions. At the same time, I pray this pastoral action on my part will help alert other Catholics to the moral gravity of participating in and/or cooperating with the performance of abortions.
This is pretty amazing stuff. Will update later.

Gerald Augustinus whY?

Gerald Augustinus is a popular blogger who runs one of the best named blogs in the Catholic blogosphere, The Cafeteria is Closed. The title of his blog is a direct reference to Cafeteria Catholicism. Namely picking and choosing, like one would at a a cafeteria, which doctrines and teachings of the Church please the palette on any given day. Upon the election of Cardinal Ratzinger Pope as Pope Benedict XVI, Gerald cleverly quipped that the cafeteria was now closed. His blog has been on our blogroll since its inception. Now that will have to change.

Some weeks back Gerald posted his thoughts on the subject of homosexuality. His comments received quite a reaction from his readers, many of whom were not pleased. It was a rather long post, but some of the relevant excerpts follow. The post was written in response to a number of questions posed by a FR. RP. .

Gay people don't "rub in" their sexuality (except for the more flamboyant participants of pride rallies or weirdos like the "Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence") any more than straight people do. The fact that they act like any other couple is not "rubbing it in" (assuming there is no public indecency) but simply not hiding part of their lives. Since this is a free country, people can, absent injury to others, live as they please. The same freedom that makes it possible for you to be Catholic makes it possible for others to be "openly" gay. Obviously, the Catholic Church has every right to ban "Dignity" from church property, but that is where it ends, just like Muslims can't ban others from the 'right' to eat pork in public. Tolerance doesn't mean embracing those with whom one disagrees but rather to let them be. Unfortunately, P.C. sometimes goes so far as to outlaw opinions differing from mainstream culture. I'm very much a libertarian when it comes to speech and actions that don't harm others.
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Well, first of all, we're always 'in heat', unlike animals. Again, being in a committed gay is not the same as being 'enslaved' to sex, much like an unmarried straight couple that's not celibate isn't 'enslaved' to sex by necessity of not being married. Sex addiction is of course a problem for people, both gay and straight. Promiscuity is easier, obviously, when only men are involved. Lesbian sexual behavior is usually different. Frequently, lack of sex can become a problem in a relationship.
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While a church - or the law, for that matter - cannot offer 'second' options - say, "Well if you steal, try to steal only a bit", a society certainly should be interested in a tolerant climate and committed gay relationships rather than guilt-ridden, marginalized, closeted individuals who once in a while go on a sex spree. And, once more, homosexuality is not about mere 'biological functions', just like heterosexuality isn't. It can be, certainly, and more so when there's only testosterone to go around.
This post garnered a very strong reaction from Gerald's readers prompting many of them to ask Gerald if the Cafeteria was now open again. I think it is obvious that Gerald's comments do not reflect Catholic thought. While Christians should treat all people with dignity and respect, I do not think that it is proper to encourage by word, deed, or legislative act sinful behavior. I certainly do not wish to people to be more committed to their intrinsically disordered acts ccc 2357.

In comment on the above post Karen Hall of Some Have Hats said the following which summed up well my sentiments at the time.
The ideal and the Truth are what are constantly being attacked -- they take a much more tougher whipping than any minority group, and constantly. And we almost never get to see anyone stand up for them. With the exception of the Pope, who you may remember, is the reason your blog got its name. I have to admit, I've read it for a long time and right now, I feel a bit duped.
At the time I endeavored to give Gerald the benefit of the doubt. I thought perhaps he had become too attached to a libertarian line of thinking and that this had clouded his judgment. I could relate to this as it is a stage of political thinking through which I briefly passed some decades ago but soon dismissed due to its obvious shortcomings. I also wondered if Gerald was perhaps trying to give a secular civics lesson on a Catholic blog and in doing so ignored some of the explicit teaching on the church on these matters. Anyway, like I said, I gave him the benefit of the doubt.

Truth be told, however, I have rarely read his blog since that time so I missed some follow up posts on related matters that may indicate that the slack I cut him at the time may have been unwarranted. CMR pal Red Cardigan at And Sometimes Tea alerted me to some recent comments by Gerald that are even more troubling.
Gender identity disorder is real - it usually starts before school age. While the operation and the entire process [Hormone treatments and sex change operation] is easier before puberty, it'd seem wiser to let the person make the decision as an adult. Of course, parents have the right to decide on medical treatment - within limits.
Gerald now says that it would be morally licit for prepubescent children to undergo sex change therapy. This statement does not just reflect an overactive libertarian tendency, but an outright rejection of the teaching of the church on the nature of sexuality. Red Cardigan wrote in response:
I can't even begin to express my sense of horror at the idea that children as young as ten might be give hormone treatments as part of a plan that includes the eventual mutilation of their sex organs as a way of treating what must be considered a deeply psychological problem.
I share her horror. It is because of the above that I am no longer assured that the Cafeteria is Closed will reflect Catholic teaching or can still rightly be called a Catholic blog. It is with regret that we feel that we must remove the Cafeteria from the CMR blogroll.

Gerald Augustinus, we are praying for you.

TiVo is Destroying Society!

TiVo is the worst thing to ever happen to me, everyone I know, and America in general. Probably Europe too but...they've got a lot of other problems too so let's leave them out of this.

Remember the good old days when people gathered at work in the morning. What did people talk about? Work? No! They talked about Bonanza and Mary Tyler Moore. They would talk about how Little Joe fooled Hoss into riding the wild horse or that great funny line from Ted Knight. And people laughed and bonded. Catchphrases were born and people said them to each other as they passed and they laughed.

But now, sadly, those days are gone. Because of TiVo. Case in point; last night I got done watching Lost and my brother called me right as it ended. So I start talking about what had just happened to my favorite character John Locke. Well my brother acts like he's having some kind of episode. He starts screaming "Wahahahahonoeeeyah!"

"Are you OK?" I ask. (Because I'm a nice guy) But he answers that he hadn't seen "Lost" yet. "But it was just on," I said. It turns out he's going to watch it sometime this week with his wife.

When did television shows start being "saved" for the wife? It's bad enough that it happened with movies. But now television? But my little problems aren't really the focus here.

The long term TiVo'er is the real problem. At workplaces across America, conversation invariably falls to the big shows of our time. But there's always someone who starts yelling, running in place, and holding their ears until everyone stops talking about a certain show. "Don't talk about it," they screech. "I have it on TiVo." But then you find out that they're not just one episode behind. They're six months behind. You see, they saw Season One and they loved it but Season two was on against their other favorite show so they're just getting around to watching it now. So even though we're in Season 3 now we can't even talk about Season Two now. And we won't be able to talk about last night's episode until next July.

And then these people don't even leave to allow the three of us who saw the show to talk about it with each other. So we sit silently. We can't share. No catchphrases. We pass each other in the hallways silently. All because of TiVo. Society is falling apart because of this awful invention. Anyone remember the whole "Who Shot J.R.?" thing. It was a national craze. There were t-shirts. Imagine wearing that shirt and someone running around screaming, "Wahahahahonoeeeyah! Someone shot J.R.? Well thanks a lot. YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!"

I knew a guy who was six months behind on "The Sopranos" all the time and got really really angry when he overheard that a main character got chopped up in a bathtub. So, according to him, nobody was allowed to talk about "The Sopranos" because he worked there. Talk about a hostile work environment. It's getting to the point that when we interview people for jobs we should ask them what their favorite shows are, which shows they're all up to date on, and which shows are not allowed to be discussed. If their shows match up with current workers they will likely be hired. It's like affirmative action but for couch potatoes.

The whole thing makes me a little angry. Oh. And this is for my brother who didn't watch "Lost" last night. John Locke got chopped up in a bathtub in last night's episode. (Not really)

Minister: Stop Having So Many Children!

'Might our religion be killing us?' That's what a Baptist minister was asking recently in an editorial in USA Today.

Rev. Oliver "Buzz" Thomas writes:

Be fruitful and multiply," says the book of Genesis, and Lord knows we have. To the tune of more than 300 million at home and more than 6 billion abroad. But as we go about the heavenly task of multiplying, a poignant question arises: Might our religion be killing us?
Insert the deep dark foreboding music.

We all remember the Aztecs. Some say their religion, with its penchant for violence and human sacrifice, played a critical role in the destruction of their civilization. We moderns are far more sophisticated, of course, but if we persist with some of our religious practices, we could be heading down the same disastrous dog trot. Sort of a reverse Noah story. Noah is credited with saving humanity during the big flood. We could be the ones who get blamed for destroying it.
Now " Reverend Buzz" doesn't understand that he just hit on the most truth he's going to find in this piece. By comparing America to the Aztecs who destroyed themselves with violence and human sacrifice he actually hit on the truth of America today. But he's after a different kind of truth, you know the kind that doesn't make any sense to anyone not named "Reverend Buzz."

He's frightened that Christians are having too many children.
Of course, much of our environmental problem is due to overpopulation. There are simply too many people for the planet to sustain — at least the way we expect to be sustained. Each new person requires more food, water and oxygen. At the same time, each is producing more carbon dioxide, carbon monoxide and methane (the big culprits of global warming). For each additional human, planet Earth (and the rest of us) pays a price.
Your baby is just a methane producing machine! Stop them now!

Here's the part where goes anti-Catholic. You knew it was coming, didn't you?

Now, consider the Roman Catholic Church's continued opposition to modern birth control or the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints' (i.e. Mormons) encouragement of large families. This might not alarm you unless you realize that nearly one in every five humans on the planet is Roman Catholic and that the Latter-day Saints belong to one of the fastest-growing religions in the Western Hemisphere. Many Orthodox Jews and some Muslims also eschew birth control.

In the interest of preserving our planet and our species, shouldn't religious organizations be encouraging smaller families? Do our spiritual leaders need additional divine revelation to realize that our current doctrines — which threaten to take the entire world down with us — have become ethically and theologically questionable?
Additional divine revelation...from someone named Buzz, maybe? So much for sola scriptura.

Population growth hits hardest in the poorest nations, and as poverty increases, public health declines. I am quite certain that God is not the author of human misery, but by preaching against birth control at the same time we are preaching against abortion, it seems that we're making God out as cruel, a buffoon, or both.

I recognize that religious organizations tend to be conservative institutions. Their continued resistance to equal rights for women and gays is a good example. A woman may be president of Harvard or speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, but in the largest religious organization on the planet, women still can't get ordained as parish priests. It's even worse for gays and lesbians.
Oh come on. You knew it was coming. First it was global warming, then it was poverty. You knew women being ordained was next right? What? It follows.

How should people of faith respond to this gathering environmental storm?

First, we must stop having so many children. Clergy should consider voicing the difficult truth that having more than two children during such a time is selfish. Dare we say sinful? The average American might not listen to his elected representatives, but he darn sure listens to his pastor. Every week. This will be a hard message for pastors to preach and parishioners to hear, but without it we court disaster.

In addition, Americans should be having important policy debates as we anticipate a hotter, more hostile natural environment. Instead of providing tax breaks for having more children, shouldn't Congress be providing incentives for having fewer?
Is he out of his mind. Doesn't he read? The reproduction rates of mainly Christian nations in Europe are currently sub-replacement levels. The United States hovers just at replacement rate with 2.07 births per woman. Ireland is 1.87, New Zealand 1.79, Australia 1.76. But Canada's fertility rate is down to 1.5, well below replacement rate; Germany and Austria are at 1.3, the brink of the death spiral; Russia and Italy are at 1.2; Spain 1.1, about half replacement rate. That's to say, Spain's population is halving every generation.

Now with that information, does Rev. Buzz still want us to have less babies. Muslim countries by the way are having about six babies per couple. Christianity needs a baby boom.

Now you're gonna' love his conclusion.
When Aztec society was threatened by disease and military defeat, their religious leaders appear to have let them down. Most likely, these leaders encouraged even more human sacrifice to appease the gods, thereby further weakening the society and ultimately facilitating its collapse.

Let's hope we can learn from their mistakes.
Well, if he's making a list I can point to at least one religious leader who's letting people down.

Today on CMR - May 8, 2008

Fool and Unusual Punishment
—330 Year sentence for a 72 year old white collar criminal.

McCain Speaks, Get Your Decoder Ring Out
—Pssst! He's Talking About the A word.

Boris! Boris! He's Our Man...
—New London Mayor says "Don't ignore faith based groups."

From Iraq With Love To Stephen King
—A Message from the Illiterate Troops

Mennonites For Obama?
—Barack Obama seems to have locked up the college-aged Mennonite vote.

You Gotta' See This
—Strangest Nun Name Ever

Nuns Neglecting Their Husbands
—A Tale of Two Nunneries

10 Year Olds Knew it in 1948
—Catholic Comics Got it Right, Why Can't Theologians

Bigfoot, Jesus, and the Bermuda Triangle
—Everything Old is New Again

Progressive Cognitive Dissonance
—Fr. McBrien expresses his shock that the sheep did not turn out to be lemmings.

Cardinal Mahony Sells Naming Rights for Cathedral
—Humor! This is Not Real!

Doctors Deciding Who Dies
—Are You On the List?

Fool and Unusual Punishment

72-year-old Norman Schmidt is not a good guy. Schmidt was recently convicted of serious white collar crimes including:

[USnews]According to the Department of Justice, hundreds of investors gave Schmidt tens of millions of dollars. Schmidt and others said they would invest the money and promised monthly returns of between 2 and 200 percent.

But instead, Schmidt and others used the money for different purposes. During the course of the investigation, federal agents seized cash in roughly 60 bank accounts, property, eight NASCAR racecars, and one racing truck.

Like I said, not a good guy. However, the sentencing judge in Schmidt's case might need some therapy as well. The judge sentenced Schmidt to a whopping 330 years in prison. I fairly certain that a 25-30 year sentence would have done the trick.

This sentence was prompted by federal sentencing guidelines. But they are only guidelines, the Judge need not follow them so strictly. Obviously, a 25 year sentence or a 330 year sentence does not make a real difference for Schmidt. He will die in prison either way.

The judge is obviously trying to make a point with this sentence. White collar crimes are serious crimes that destroy the lives of people if not done a the business end of a firearm. But I still think such a sentence for a 72 year old man is foolish.

Sentences such as this should be reserved for Nazis, serial killers, and men who wear speedos to the beach.

There is, however, a light at the end of the tunnel for Schmidt. If he has been a lifelong Russian yogurt eater or happens to be a vampire, with good behavior he will be eligible for parole in 2289.

McCain Speaks, Get Your Decoder Ring Out

Senator John McCain is talking to you. What? You can't hear him. Listen harder. Nothing? Oh wait, you're not wearing your decoder ring.

McCain is talking almost incessantly the last week about abortion and freedom of religion. The media's not helping because they're consumed with declaring Barack Obama the Democratic nominee. But McCain has been trying to speak to religious pro-lifers but like I said, it's in code. You'll hear two words coming out of McCain's mouth quite often: "Roberts and Alito."

He's vowing to appoint conservative judges like Chief Justice John Roberts Jr. and Justice Samuel Alito. "I will look for accomplished men and women with a proven record of excellence in the law, and a proven commitment to judicial restraint," he said.

That's as close to red meat that McCain gets.

McCain focuses on Roberts and Alito because they are the hope of conservatives for turning over Roe V. Wade. He stays away from mentioning Justices Antonin Scalia and Clarence Thomas because let's face it -for one Thomas has political baggage. But also Scalia has been on the bench for twenty two years. There's bound to be a case or two that can be used to pummel McCain on if he is out there mentioning Scalia all the time.

Ironically, McCain is talking about nominating justices like Roberts and Alito who found many tenets of his own campaign finance reform law unconstitutional. But I digress...and so does he because he knows that much of the conservative base which still doesn't trust him may, in the end, vote for him because of one issue, the issue which goes unspoken -ABORTION.

That's what so much of this campaign is going to come down to. Liberal New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof knows it. He wrote today of the fear of Hillary voters not voting for Obama in the general election, "It’s true that most of Senator Clinton’s supporters presumably will flinch if they contemplate a McCain Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade.

Conservative columnist Thomas Sowell said something similar but from the opposite side. Sowell said John McCain could never convince him to vote for McCain. Only one man could do that. That man's name is Barack Obama.

Make no mistake, the future direction of the Supreme Court is very much at stake in this November’s presidential election. The two or three justices most likely to depart the Court over the next four years — Justice Stevens, Justice Ginsburg, and possibly Justice Souter — are liberal judicial activists. If a President Obama names their successors Roe will likely be preserved for at least another generation.

And McCain is saying everything he can to keep your eye on that fact. In fact, take a look at his home page at JohnMcCain.com. The site looks more like it belongs to conservative stalwart and culture warrior Sen. Sam Brownback than the John McCain we've come to know and...be wary of. The headline of the site is McCain looking off inspiringly into the distance and next to him it say "Defending Freedom and Dignity." The dignity part is his attempt at code for abortion and euthanasia.

Now here's the best part. Under it he has a quote from William Wilberforce which says, "When we think of eternity and of the future consequences of all human conduct what is there in this life that should make any man contradict the dictates of his conscience, the principles of justice, the laws of religion and God."

Pro-lifers often (and fairly) compare abortion to slavery as both denied human dignity to certain members. That's why Wilberforce is there.

Notice that McCain is talking to us now while the media is consumed with the Democratic nomination process. See, McCain knows that to win in this desperate time for Republicans which include an unpopular war and a shaky economy, he must appeal to moderates, independents and Democrats. He doesn't believe he can make a play for New Jersey, Pennsylvania or Michigan if he's talking about abortion in plainspeak. McCain wants to appeal to moderates while intimating his conservative credentials. He's saying many of the right things. Can you hear him? Do you want to?

Boris! Boris! He's Our Man...

Newly elected Conservative mayor of London Boris Johnson says that enough to the secular wall established against Christian groups has got to go.

In an interview in Religious Intelligence, the Mayor said that the good work done by Christian groups is ignored.

“I think there is a culture now in our society where if something is even vaguely Christian, if there is a whiff of evangelical fervour about it then it’s almost somehow verboten to fund it,” he told the paper at a hustings event in the lead-up to the election.

He continued: “I think that’s quite wrong because if you look at the good that these groups do and you look at the way we’re going to transform society and undo the breakdown that we’ve seen in family life, the growing-up of kids without boundaries and all the rest of the things we’ve been talking about in this campaign, the Christian groups are essential.”
It is nice to hear such sentiments coming from someone in such a high governmental position. Mr. Johnson is a baptized Catholic, although he admits that his faith wavers.
“I suppose my own [faith] is a bit like trying to get Virgin Radio when you’re driving through the Chilterns. It sort of comes and goes.”

He added: “Sometimes the signal is strong and then sometimes, I’m afraid, it just vanishes. And then it comes back again. That’s where I am.”
While his faith may need some bolstering, his head is at least in the right place when it comes to the relationship between government and faith based groups. I admit that I have a soft spot for this guy. He is a Conservative born in New York, how bad could he be? We should all pray for Boris. I pray that his faith is strengthened and solidified, I pray that he governs well, and I pray that he eventually finds his comb. Sad, that.


CMRht to TitusOneNine

From Iraq With Love To Stephen King

Novelist Stephen King recently insulted the troops by saying to a room full of children, "If you can read, you can walk into a job later on. If you don't, then you've got the Army, Iraq, I don't know, something like that. It's not as bright." The troops poked some fun back at King who I'm sure will take it snobbishly. They'll go about saving the world while King will go back to writing about clowns eating children.

Today on CMR - May 7, 2008

Mennonites For Obama?
—Barack Obama seems to have locked up the college-aged Mennonite vote.

You Gotta' See This
—Strangest Nun Name Ever

Nuns Neglecting Their Husbands
—A Tale of Two Nunneries

10 Year Olds Knew it in 1948
—Catholic Comics Got it Right, Why Can't Theologians

Bigfoot, Jesus, and the Bermuda Triangle
—Everything Old is New Again

Progressive Cognitive Dissonance
—Fr. McBrien expresses his shock that the sheep did not turn out to be lemmings.

Cardinal Mahony Sells Naming Rights for Cathedral
—Humor! This is Not Real!

Doctors Deciding Who Dies
—Are You On the List?

Church Guilty of "Gender Apartheid"
—Yes, this WomynPriest is called the Rosa Parks of the Church

The Case For Chaos
—When it comes to communion, I take ugly and anonymous over the orderly.

Christian Minister: We Don't Need Jesus
—Jesus was a "Middle Eastern peasant with a few charismatic gifts and a great posthumous marketing team."

Mennonites For Obama?

Goshen College student, Emily Miller shows off her support for her candidate for president on the door of her dorm room. (Antonio Perez, Chicago Tribune / April 29, 2008)I am not sure if it will help him much, but Barack Obama seems to have locked up the college-aged Mennonite vote. At Goshen College, a Mennonite institution, a recent poll among the students shows that the messiah of death leads among the students.

[Chicago Tribune]The political fervor on campus coalesces around Obama. A campus poll of students and faculty found the Illinois senator was their first choice, McCain was second and Clinton third. But before drawing conclusions from that poll, be aware that these students bring a different point of view to the political arena. They aren't much interested in all the campaign spinning over who said what. For instance, flaps over Rev. Jeremiah Wright Jr. or accounts of sniper fire in Bosnia may have played in headlines across the nation day after day, but they are barely mentioned here. If pressed on those things, students say they have no interest in the backbiting but focus instead on the big issues that influence their lives and religion.
I suppose that these youngins' have yet to realize that Obama has no respect for religion or its ideals. Just ask the babies who survive an abortion. Oh yeah, you can't. So you might ask yourself, why would our buggy driving brethren support Obama?
"Mennonites aren't nationalistic," said Thomas, who also is editor of the church's magazine, The Mennonite. "They see themselves as global citizens. They are patriotic but view patriotism through the lens of What can we do that benefits the world?"
Obama views patriotism through a lens of how does it benefit Obama. Remember how he used to refuse to wear a flag pin? When times got rough he changed his tune about flags.

Anyway, my message to the Mennonites, (do they read blogs?) if you want to do something that benefits the world, you can start by not voting for Obama.

You Gotta' See This

This is a great find from one of the funniest priests in the blogosphere, Fr. Erik Richtsteig. He says:

Two thoughts: First, I hope she never had to teach teenage boys. Second, I wonder what she did to so annoy the novice mistress.
Go check out Orthometer. Has anyone else come across any strange nun names?"

Nuns Neglecting Their Husbands

In this corner you have old habit-less nuns in pants suits who more or less act like social workers who don't date. And then you have an order of nuns, many of whom are in the 20's, in full habit and consecrated to God. Guess which one's doing better.

Interesting story about two orders of nuns who couldn't be more different from Catholic Pillow Fight.

This seems like a classic case of "lookin' for luv in all the wrong places". I'm not a sister. I'm not even a woman, but I would think that if I were consecrated as a bride of Christ, my first and foremost responsibility would be nurturing the relationship with my husband. This would mean talking to Him a lot, and receiving Him often physically into my body. The rest of the volunteer work would spring from those conversations.

The Sisters of Mercy seem to be spending so much time with the volunteer work, they rarely see their husband (at least from the text of the mission statement).

On the other hand the Dominican Sisters of Mary appear to have it ordered correctly. The results are easy to see.
Check out Catholic Pillow Fight. He's got pictures, analysis and everything.

Today on CMR - May 6, 2008

10 Year Olds Knew it in 1948
—Catholic Comics Got it Right, Why Can't Theologians

Bigfoot, Jesus, and the Bermuda Triangle
—Everything Old is New Again

Progressive Cognitive Dissonance
—Fr. McBrien expresses his shock that the sheep did not turn out to be lemmings.

Cardinal Mahony Sells Naming Rights for Cathedral
—Humor! This is Not Real!

Doctors Deciding Who Dies
—Are You On the List?

Church Guilty of "Gender Apartheid"
—Yes, this WomynPriest is called the Rosa Parks of the Church

The Case For Chaos
—When it comes to communion, I take ugly and anonymous over the orderly.

Christian Minister: We Don't Need Jesus
—Jesus was a "Middle Eastern peasant with a few charismatic gifts and a great posthumous marketing team."

Fr. McCartney on the Giuliani Debacle
—Imagine you go to the doctor for your annual check-up, but the doctor hides the truth because it might upset you.

Karen's Mad Parenting Skills at Best Buy
—I wouldn't want to be Bob

"Our Dad Takes Care Of Us"
—Eight Year Old Points out My Fashion Faux Pas

10 Year Olds Knew it in 1948

A good friend recently pointed out a web site which has scans of Catholic comic books from the 1940s through the 1960s. On the one hand, they are fun and a great snapshot into mid twentieth- century Catholicism. On the other hand, it is remarkable how much serious content they bring with them. The images pictured here come from a 1948 issue on the Mass, which starts with Old Testament typologies, gives a short history of the development of the rites, and then establishes that the earthly liturgy takes place within the context of the joining of heaven and earth. Interestingly its language shows the effects of the liturgical research of the time on the nature of the Mass as corporate worship of the Mystical Body. Here, a priest saying Mass at the high altar with the pre-conciliar Missal, ad orientem, is said to be celebrating Mass "in the community or group form of praying" (click an image for larger view). "None of us is alone," it says, "we are all one in Christ." This simple comic book presents a proper view of liturgical community, one in which we form one Mystical Body of Christ, addressing our prayers to the Father, through the Son, who is sacramentally represented to us in the priest acting in persona Christi. That this notion of community became distorted after the Council no one can deny, but the proper roots were there, even for 10 year olds.

Bigfoot, Jesus, and the Bermuda Triangle

Anyone who's watched practically any "news" show on ABC recently must have seen something about this new "shocking" documentary about Jesus. ABC has devoted almost 15 minutes of air-time on Good Morning America and "Nightline" to a documentary filmmaker who asserts in his movie "Bloodline" that the resurrection of Jesus Christ was a massive hoax.

Wow! What's all the attention for? This filmmaker must really have something here. He must be a really respected scientist or historian...or not.

On Friday's "Nightline," reporter Elizabeth Vargas interviewed the documentarian Bruce Burgess about his finding but oddly, she left out any mention of his past films. He's directed documentaries on Bigfoot, the Bermuda Triangle, Area 51 and an alien landing at Roswell.

Now don't you think that would be relevant information? ABC doesn't. ABC lets this guy push the theory that a 19th Century French priest, Father Sauniere, was paid for his silence, because he'd found proof of a shocking secret that Mary Magdalene was actually married to Jesus. And that Jesus and Mary Magdalene had a child. That after the crucifixion she fled with that child here to a rugged and very remote corner of southern France. That their descendants and their secret were protected in the Middle Ages by a group of crusaders whom historians called the Knights Templar.

Yeah. I know. We did this already. Like five years ago.

My question is why would ABC push something like this on two shows when the guy is clearly a crackpot who missed this conspiracy by five years. He's not even a timely nut. But I guess attempts to undermine faith are timeless.

H/T Newsbusters

Progressive Cognitive Dissonance

cognitive dissonance noun Psychology. anxiety that results from simultaneously holding contradictory or otherwise incompatible attitudes, beliefs, or the like

Professional progressive Fr. Richard McBrien in his most recent column displays a very striking (and humorous) cognitive dissonance when it comes to the laity.

McBrien laments the use of Good Shepherd Sunday as an excuse for the clericalists (you know who you are) to "exhortations to obey the hierarchy with the same commitment as one would obey Christ himself."

Sheep need not listen to the shepherd. McBrien ridicules the notion that today's modern laity are sheep in any way.

While there is surely a sense in which Jesus Christ is our Good Shepherd and we the flock that he tends and loves, the relationship is not literally that of a shepherd and his sheep.
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Never before in the entire history of the Church have we had such a well-educated laity. And never before has the label "sheep" been so utterly inappropriate a designation for them.
Never before have we had such a well-educated laity. Not sheep. Baahh.

Interestingly, earlier in the very same article, McBrien despairs over the trend in the church he sees as "a stampede back to the Council of Trent" (Apparently not a cool council like VII)
Parenthetically, one cannot deny the sense of demoralization experienced by many Catholics who were deeply committed to the renewal promoted by Vatican II and Popes John XXIII and Paul VI, only to see evidence of a return to pre-conciliar ways of thinking and of doing business.
Perhaps the obvious has eluded Fr. McBrien. This well educated laity, chafing from decades of being force fed drivel by progressive clericalists, are helping to lead the very stampede he so disparages.

It seems that when this well educated laity dismisses "the Spirit of the Council" along with McBrien and his ilk, they do not merely revert back to sheep but take on the distinct aspect of the lemming.

Truth is, in this latest outburst from McBrien, he is really hinting at his own bafflement that these lemmings did not follow him of the cliff with smiles on their faces. Now drowning himself, he gazes back at the cliff off which he just plummeted wondering "Where did they all go? Damn sheep!"

Cardinal Mahony Sells Naming Rights for Cathedral

To help the Los Angeles archdiocese pay off the “crippling debt” accrued from sexual abuse settlements, Cardinal Roger Mahony will soon announce that his new $200 million Cathedral of Our Lady of the Angels in downtown Los Angeles will now be called Auto Zone's Cathedral of Our Lady of the Angels.

Mahony said the unobtrusive naming rights are the best way to ease its financial recovery from the settlements.

According to the March 14 Tidings, the archdiocesan newspaper, from two sexual abuse settlements – last year’s “global settlement” of 508 cases and a December 2006 settlement of 45 cases – the archdiocese has agreed to pay $720 million over the next few years. That coupled with the skyrocketing costs of the Cathedral inspired the naming rights breakthrough.

Mahony said the Church will be back in the black soon enough, after this idea.

A few other "untraditional" changes to the Cathedral is a bowl of holy water which is kept near each entrance to the church will have a small tasteful sign underneath that "Evian" is the official water used for holy water.

In baptism's the priest might even say, "I baptize you in the Name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit...And Evian, the purveyor of fresh spring water around the globe.

Naming different parts of the Mass including: When transubstantiation occurs the priest will say "As this wine changes into blood, remember that when your car needs a change, Auto Zone is there."

In his excitement Mahony began looking for sponsors for the the kneelers in the pews but he'd forgotten that there aren't any.

Today on CMR - May 5, 2008

Doctors Deciding Who Dies
—Are You On the List?

Church Guilty of "Gender Apartheid"
—Yes, this WomynPriest is called the Rosa Parks of the Church

The Case For Chaos
—When it comes to communion, I take ugly and anonymous over the orderly.

Christian Minister: We Don't Need Jesus
—Jesus was a "Middle Eastern peasant with a few charismatic gifts and a great posthumous marketing team."

Fr. McCartney on the Giuliani Debacle
—Imagine you go to the doctor for your annual check-up, but the doctor hides the truth because it might upset you.

Room and Scored
—Some colleges are now allowing coed dorm rooms.

Karen's Mad Parenting Skills at Best Buy
—I wouldn't want to be Bob

"Our Dad Takes Care Of Us"
—Eight Year Old Points out My Fashion Faux Pas

Pope Too Stupid To Be A Heretic
—Bishop Williamson of the SSPX has again displayed his dependable dyspepsia.

Town Vs. Church in Battle over Stained Glass
—A dispute between a Catholic Church and a township is getting fiery.

Doctors Deciding Who Dies

In case of an epidemic or some other kind of disaster, a group of doctors know that some patients needing lifesaving care won't get it, says the AP. The dilemma will be deciding who to let die. No problem, says one group of doctors. They've come out with a list. (I hope you're not on it)

An influential group of physicians has drafted a grimly specific list of recommendations for which patients shouldn't be treated. The list appeared Monday in the May edition of Chest, the medical journal of the American College of Chest Physicians.

The list of those to "let die" include "the very elderly, seriously hurt trauma victims, severely burned patients and those with severe dementia."

To prepare, hospitals should designate a team with the Godlike task of deciding who will and who won't get lifesaving care, the task force wrote. Those out of luck are:

-People older than 85.

-Those with severe trauma, which could include critical injuries from car crashes and shootings.

-Severely burned patients older than 60.

-Those with mental impairment, which could include Alzheimer's disease.

-Those with a severe chronic disease, such as advanced heart failure, lung disease or poorly controlled diabetes.

The list was compiled by a task force whose members come from prestigious universities, medical groups, the military and government agencies -which is to say the last people you'd want making a list like this.

The proposed guidelines are designed to be a blueprint for hospitals "so that everybody will be thinking in the same way" when pandemic flu or another widespread health care disaster hits, said Dr. Asha Devereaux, a critical care specialist in San Diego and lead writer of the task force report.

Show of hands -anytime a group that's in charge say they want everyone "thinking in the same way" do you get a little nervous?

The idea, they say, is to try to make sure that scarce resources — including ventilators, medicine and doctors and nurses — are used in a uniform, objective way, task force members said.

Dr. Kevin Yeskey, director of the preparedness and emergency operations office at the Department of Health and Human Services, was on the task force. He downplayed the report saying it would be among many the agency reviews as part of preparedness efforts.

I would just like to know which hospitals sign on to the list, OK?

The proposals, said one public policy expert, resemble a battlefield approach in which limited health care resources are reserved for those most likely to survive.

Look, nobody suspect more than me that we are way overdue for an Old Testament sized butt whoopin'. And everyone knows if things really hit the fan and there are scarce resources that care must be given to those with a greater chance of survival. But to come out with a list such as this seems like the first step of something, doesn't it? It codifies something that maybe would be better left unsaid for a while.

One of the scariest things about this is the question of who defines how scarce resources have to get before the list is utilized. Does a recession count? Resources are always finite so when do we start "letting" people die? Doesn't it make you feel a little uneasy?

Church Guilty of "Gender Apartheid"

On May 29, Monica Kilburn Smith of Calgary will be welcomed into the small worldwide community of female Roman Catholic priests, according to the Calgary Herald.

Hooray, says the editorialist, I mean the journalist. Never mind that her ordination ceremony will take place in a United Church and, of course, will not be recognized by the Catholic Church.

Kilburn Smith and local supporters of major reform within the Church say it will be one more small step in a campaign to "bring up questions, start discussion, open eyes and, eventually, win hearts."

Isn't that nice? The woman, Killjoy...I mean Kilburn Smith said, "The Roman Catholic Womenpriests movement... seems prophetic and courageous, something I feel called to be a part of."

Is it possible you feel called to be an Episcopalian? Or how about a Hindu because maybe you'll be reincarnated as a man next time.

Kilburn Smith says she's eager to play a pastoral role for what she believes is a growing community of people who feel disconnected from the current church, but who remain Catholic at heart. (But not really)

Local members of my new favorite group called "Friends of Vatican II" who are working for reform within the Catholic church, say they don't hide their opinions when talking to other Catholics, but they don't actively try to proselytize - but then of course do so in the newspaper.

"It comes up in conversations after church and in other settings," says Shelagh Mikulak. "I think there are a lot of Catholics who wouldn't have a problem with female priests, but they don't feel comfortable to come out in the open with their support...

Kilburn Smith says she and other Roman Catholic women priests value the sacramental tradition of their church, (Once again, but not really) but are practising a non-clerical, non-hierarchical form of ordained ministry.

"It's leadership modelled on Jesus' example of inclusivity and non-judgmental love," she says.

Kilburn Smith says her concept of a priest's role is, among other things, one who is "the holder of the sacred space" and who, like many, feels moved to use his or her God-given gifts in compassionate ministry.

The holder of the sacred space? I can't make fun of it because I don't even know what she's saying there.

Jesus says the Kingdom of God is within you, and that statement doesn't just apply to men. We are each called to minister in our own way. I believe being a priest is my way."

Kilburn Smith says the historic Catholic rejection of a female priesthood is akin to "gender apartheid" and amounts to a tragic waste of human potential at a time when many Catholic parishes worldwide are without priests.

Supporter Angelina Waldon draws a comparison to the American civil rights movement and its early pioneers who faced entrenched attitudes with courage. "It's like Rosa Parks; someone, somewhere has to be the first to stand up for what is right," says Waldon.

Kilburn Smith says she and other Catholic women who aspire to the priesthood are often asked why they don't simply move to another Christian denomination, such as Anglican, United or Presbyterian, where female clergy are welcomed.

"I'm Catholic in my bones," she says. (Obviously not in her head) "If you want to bring about change, you have to stay within, not walk away and give up. If we didn't care about the church and its future, we wouldn't be doing this."

Ready for the ending of this "news" piece? You might think you are but you're not. Here it comes:

As the spring sun warms the earth and thoughts turn to the leafy renewal of spring, Kilburn Smith is convinced a more inclusive Catholic Church will bloom in the years ahead.

"This is a transition time in the Catholic world. We've been a long time in that moist soil," Kilburn Smith says of those advocating for renewal.

"But now we are starting to sprout up. There is nothing that lives that does not change."
I don't even care about the "Rosa Parks" of the Church. I'm more interested right now in bringing that writer up on charges of malpractice for that paragraph.

The Case For Chaos

Catholic blogs take issue with many different things. CMR is no exception. Most of the time, we take exception with patently preposterous, the harebrained, or heretical. Less frequently (amounting to never) do we look at something from a pastoral perspective. I don't write this post with any great insight into historical liturgical practice, or any great insight on anything for that matter. I write it from the perspective of my Catholic gut. Minor though it may be, I take some issue with orderly, row by row, usher micromanaged communion.

In the parish of my childhood communion was un-choreographed, unsystematic, and chaotic. Each communicant would present themselves for communion at a time which suited them and more importantly sometimes not at all.

Back then, at communion time, everyone approached the communion rail (yeah, the good ol' days) randomly. We had all types, there were those who ran to the communion rail quicker than Marlon Brando to a Sizzler buffet. Others moseyed. Still others sashayed (we will leave these for another post). Random and anonymous. With all the randomness to it, if someone chose not to present themselves for communion, that choice was not readily apparent to those sitting in proximity. No one knew who got up when, so if someone was already kneeling in the pew already when you returned, it might mean that they simply had found a faster line with the quick Priest working the left side of the communion rail. Remember when priests were the ordinary ministers of holy communion? Point is, you had no idea if the person sitting next to you presented themselves for communion or not.

But something changed when standing became the ordinary posture for reception of Holy Communion. Somehow, the randomness of approach became unacceptable disorder. Like Jedi knights (or maybe Sith), these polyester clad warriors were called in to quell the rebellion. The empire of the usher had begun. They came out of the woodwork to bring sequence to the procession. The ugliness of the random banished forever. The jacketed juggernaut wrestled contumacious communicants into line. Everyone in their turn, pew by pew, rise, turn, proceed.

But banished with disorder was anonymity. No longer could you hold your place in the pew without telegraphing to all that would not receive communion. The effect of this is a strange sort of peer pressure to receive communion, prepared or not.

There was a time in my life when I was not properly prepared for communion. This usher enforced pew peer pressure made me very uncomfortable. I can easily imagine that someone who wants to attend mass but has not yet conformed their lives to the teachings of the church might find this orderliness a temptation to sacrilege or even a barrier to mass attendance. I know I did.

Now I am certainly not saying that all ushers are evil (not all) and that orderliness is to be avoided. No. But in the random and disorderly perhaps there was approachability that now seems lost. It seems that while the trains now run on time, the passengers are less important. I, for one, prefer the former ways. Ugly and anonymous.

This is my case for chaos. Does anyone else have an opinion on this?