Obama's Inappropriate Gift Catalog
It has now been confirmed that President Obama will have an audience with Pope Benedict XVI on July 10th. In preparation for the momentous visit, the crack White House protocol office has sent the President a list of gifts to choose from.
After a series of embarrassing gaffes surrounding wildly inappropriate and narcissistic gifts given to heads of State, the President is determined to get this one right. These are the gifts that Obama has settled on.
Digital Photo frame with pictures from the Obamas' date night in NYC
A Collection Of Great American Religious Films
including
DaVinci Code - Angels & Demons - Dogma
(In North American Format)
including
DaVinci Code - Angels & Demons - Dogma
(In North American Format)
Autographed copies of a couple of riveting Catholic Bestsellers!
Kerry Kennedy's Being Catholic Now and John Cornwell's Hitler's Pope
Kerry Kennedy's Being Catholic Now and John Cornwell's Hitler's Pope
Post Card From Recent Trip To The Pope's Fatherland
Since the Holy Father is a known music lover!
Sinead O'Connors Greatest hits.
Sinead O'Connors Greatest hits.
Reliquary with Obama's own hair & fingernails in it!
(Catholics are in to this kind of stuff!)
(Catholics are in to this kind of stuff!)
Pretty crystal necklace with beads and a cross for the Pope's wife
21 comments:
So much to choose from! I don't envy the Holy Father on this difficult decision.
Ahahahahaha! Seriously though, he probably would.
You are too funny!
It's especially hilarious because it's so likely!
You left out the collected writings and publications of Pelosi, Biden, Kmiec and Sebelieus, not to mention the movie Stigmata and a "I Am George Tiller" T-shirt.
Nicely done, Patrick! I did a similar post in April after he visited Queen Elizabeth: http://mommythedre.blogspot.com/2009/04/i-am-here-to-help.html
Very well done!
Finally! Something amuzing here!
And just as an FYI, Pope Benedict might actually quite enjoy the Sinead O'connor gift, for his own personal reasons towards his predecessor.
These are probably true gifts, lol
OH this is so funny
Thanks for the chuckle...It is always nice to know the White House lackeys are thinking so hard about this one!
LOL! I particularly like the pretty beads for the Pope's wife!!!
I could see it happening.
Bravo. It's so funny because it's also very possible!
I'm so glad bloggers from my own Roman Catholic faith can be so hilarious. And so incredibly moronic.
I'm sorry that I didn't enjoy this blog, but it just makes me really angry to see and read about people from our Catholic Church take anger out on other people.
What happened to evangelization and being disciples of Christ? Why do we criticize others when we don't even criticize ourselves? Why aren't we talking about why so many (self-proclaimed) Catholics voted for this President? (I know I am about to make an assumption that the main reason why you are attacking Obama is because of his stance on pro-life... but bear with me, I have a point) Why aren't we talking about why more and more Catholics are increasingly less interested in pro-life issues? Obama is not the problem. He was elected by US citizens; many of them Catholic US citizens. Why are we attacking him? Why aren't we talking to each other about why pro-life issues ARE of the utmost importance? And I'm not referring to talking to your best friend, neighbor, or priest, who already agrees wholeheartedly in pro-life issues. Why aren't we reaching out to others in our Church who no longer think pro-life issues are so important?
I feel like I should have just bit my tongue and moved on tonight. But I feel like if we just worked together and united as a Church, we could get so much more accomplished. What is going to be accomplished from bashing other people who don't share our beliefs (in any way)? I don't know, but I don't think a lot will happen. Do you think Obama read this blog tonight and decided, oh hey, I really think I should listen to the Catholic Church now. But what could be accomplished if we took the time to engage with and talk to our brothers and sisters in the Church and unite together in a cause? Again, I don't know, but I feel like we could get a lot more accomplished.
Anonymous troll,
get a life. And a sense of humor.
Your sourpuss outlook on everything isn't helping anyone, either.
Mouse,
The only reason I wrote anonymously is because I know many people who read this blog and I don't want anyone to be angry with me for even bringing up some of the things I wrote. So, don't call me a troll.
I have a life. A life that thinks about, ponders, and talks about things I question or don't know. What a concept, huh? Some people call that learning. Go ahead and call me out on it, but I guess I'm not out of that learning phase yet.
My "sourpuss" outlook is not on everything and I never claimed that it would help anyone. Though I do hope someone might have taken a second look to think about things.
I love my faith, I love my Church, and all I want is for a stronger, more united Church than we have now. That is the only reason I said anything. If you want to criticize anything, you might as well criticize my intentions. That's why anyone ever says anything anyways, isn't it?
Patrick, I normally enjoy your sense of humor, but this post left a sour taste in my mouth. If you had limited it to the "Great Catholic Movies" and "Catholic Bestsellers", it would have been worth a chuckle. But the rest of it struck me as tasteless and unfunny. So I think the Anonymous poster at 11:01 on 6/23 and 9:17 on 6/24 has a point.
I deeply disagree with our president on life issues; that's why he didn't get my vote. But certain uses of ridicule aren't as harmless as they might seem.
Jacqueline Y.
You fogot a membership to NARAL ;)
Patrick,
Thanks for the laugh. This was very funny.
For Anonymous (both):
While this post might also touch on President Obama, Patrick clearly makes the "crack White House protocol office" the butt of the joke.
For Anonymous: in case you had not noticed, people in Britain have not forgotten about the Obamas' multiple protocol failures towards Gordon Brown (richly though he might deserve it) and the Queen. This post, to anyone who observed the astonishing amateurism of the Chicago team, is really very funny.
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