I Am a Fishy American!
I am a Fishy-American. And this is my fishy blog. That's right. I'm pronouncing it here and now. Consider this my John Hancock.
The White House is asking snitches to report anything fishy: "If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to flag@whitehouse.gov."
Well let me save all those beleaguered President Obama supporters the hassle because I reported myself to the White House as a "Fishy American." And CMR is my fishy blog.
If being fishy means believing that ObamaCare will financially support abortion and increase the number of abortions in this country...
If being fishy means standing up for the elderly and the chronically ill who will be coaxed to die for the good of society...
If being fishy means standing up for the individual rather than the collective...
THAN WE ARE A FISHY BLOG.
I want you to say it after me in the combox "I am a fishy American." Stand up and be proud of your fishiness. And if you have a blog just write "I am a fishy American and this is my fishy blog" with a link to your blog.
Come on folks, Obama's got his hands full, please make it easy by outing yourself as a fishy American so the White House doesn't have to investigate you. Just out yourself so the White House can spend its time wisely destroying the economy.
Maybe you'll even make the official enemies list. And maybe by admitting upfront our fishiness, the White House will be lenient on us when they dole out their punishment.
Click Here To Learn How to Identify Other Fishy Americans.
64 comments:
I AM a fishy American!
I am a fishy American!
I sent my liberal family/friends a link to that site with the subject line of "I DARE YOU!"
Somebody on another blog suggested innundating the whitehouse.gov email with alerts that MSM sites are promoting "fishy" information (lies) about what the healthcare bill will do! :-)
I am a fishy American every Friday. I think I can pencil you in for the rest of the week.
I am a fishy American.
I've been a fishy patriotic American since God first created my immortal soul nine months before I slipped into the OB's waiting hands. I applaud all of my fishy kin...the tens of millions of us who will ensure that the President joins the ranks of Jimmie, Bill, George and George in 2012 as former President Barack Hussein Obama.
I am a fishy American!
Consider yourself all reported.
I am a fishy American and I have a fishy blog!"
I aim to be a pain in the bass!
I am a fishy american too!
-Thomas
I am a fishy American.
And I reported the President to the President, for spreading misinformation about being able to keep our own coverage.
If Emanuel Rahm comes looking for me, I wasn't here.
I'll not flounder around trying to winnow through the government's net. I am a fishy American and proudly proclaim it in a bass voice.
I follow a fisherman, I am a fishy American. Please, Obama, Go fish.
I am fishy on Fridays (oh, Scott beat me to it).
LOL@LarryD and SherryTex!!! :)
I finally put up a fishy post to go along with my fishy declaration:
http://thomerschool.blogspot.com/2009/08/per-directive-found-at-following.html
I am a fishy American who has been "percolating" truth...errrr...I mean, "rumors" about the proposed health care legislation. Big Brother is watching. Let's hope he won't start medicating.
I am fishy American, served best with Basil butter sauce and Summer Vegetables!
Also try the coffee!
You all know that the fish is the ancient secret symbol of Christians during the Roman persecution.
And I am a fishy American and this is my fishy blog http://www.divine-ripples.blogspot.com/
Glurb, glurb, glurb.
Well said, Rick! I **am** a fishy American, a mackerel snapper ... "after the image of our Ichthys, Jesus Christ" ... "born in the water". And I'm inclined to send an email to Big Brother to share some of the 'fishiness' of Prez Obama's own statements about this health "care" bill.
Let us pray.
Hehe, how about this:
http://arewelumberjacks.blogspot.com/2009/08/official-seal.html
Mmmmm, fish.
I be a crankyfishy American meself.
I am a fishy American, and not only on Fridays!
I am a fishy American! :)
Fishy as charged.
Hmm... does having tuna for lunch count??
Call me fishy!!
Sorry! My fishy blog:
www.boxfullofblessings.blogspot.com
I am a fishy American and I am proud of it!
(((splash))) I'm now a proud member of the CMR fish tank!!!
forgot to say, I have a fishy blog.
I AM a fishy American! And proud of it.
I am a fishy American and have posted such on my Facebook and have reported my self to the white house.
I am a fishy American.
I am a fishy american!
I have reported President Obama to President Obama. After all, the fishiest information comes straight from the fishie's mouth!
Well, I'm allergic to all seafood, but I want to be counted as a "would be if I could be" fishy American!
I am a fishy American and this is my fishy blog
Fishy too.
I am a fishy American and this is my fishy blog: mommythedre.blogspot.com
The fish is a very appropriate symbol to gather under.
This morning all my attempts to get to CMR were met by a Google page saying my request looked like spam.
We all know what Google does in China. I began to wonder if this were beginning here.
Susan
I am a 250 pound fishy American, with all the training I need to beat my government at its own game. But know this folks; the ride is over, The Constitution is dead and we are slaves to the government and most of Americans don't even know it. We have been since at least WWII. You blog, protest, sip tea at the tea parties but in the end your children will be waring jump suits, tagged with GPS tracking devices and marked with a bar code for identification. But there is good news, all of old folks won't be around to see it all happen we will be dead in order to support our society.
Mike
I am not an American, but fishy as well. I guess we'll all be willing to be caught by the fishers of men.
I am a Fishy American...
But, be warned...
This is what happened to me tonight...
http://jenhenspen.blogspot.com/2009/08/somethings-fishy-here.html
I solemnly swear I am up to no good.
Oops, I mean, I am a fishy American.
http://catholic20.blogspot.com
http://elevatingtruth.wordpress.com/
I am a fishy American.
Hmmm! Smells rather fishy in here.
First off:
Subvet said...
I'll not flounder around trying to winnow through the government's net. I am a fishy American and proudly proclaim it in a bass voice.
SherryTex said...
I follow a fisherman, I am a fishy American. Please, Obama, Go fish."
Very poetic, you two. LOL. Very good.
Secondly, Matthew, where did you get those ugly heads from? They're hideous and a bit demonic in appearance. Appears to be quite a perversion of nature although that is exactly what is happening to our society and culture.
Matt
I too am a fishy American!!
Mr. H
http://www.allhands-ondeck.blogspot.com/
I enjoy sushi so I am definitely a fishy American. I will report myself for actually liking fish!
CMR, loved how you sent the guys your baby picture!!
First post here. Turned myself in this morning. Guess I won't be the only one getting an IRS audit next year!
The Constitution is dead and we are slaves to the government and most of Americans don't even know it. We have been since at least WWII. You blog, protest, sip tea at the tea parties but in the end your children will be waring jump suits, tagged with GPS tracking devices and marked with a bar code for identification
Here is someone who thinks we were screwed long before WWII: A gentle introduction to Unqualified Reservations (part 1) He concludes in Part IV:
And I have no solution at all to this problem. I am hardly the first to notice that Washington is broken beyond repair - at least according to this spurious poll, 71% of Americans agree with me. Perhaps this is the simple beginning of wisdom: yes, this thing is broken; no, it is not going to fix itself; no, we cannot fix it, either; and yes, it is getting slowly but surely worse.
Honestly, I am happy just to stop believing in my government. The idea that, just because you are right and the State is wrong, you should be able to do something about it, is a nematode rather than a neuron. It is unique to the democratic era. We are lucky simply that I'm allowed to post these posts, that you're allowed to read them, that we can both go to Google Books and scroll through politically unacceptable tomes from the 19th century until our eyes glaze over.
If you by some chance agree with what I've written here, please avoid the impulse to act on it. Surrender completely to the impulse to think on it. Remember that the inexorable slope of the line is slow, slow, slow. There is no shortage of time for thinking, none at all.
Dr. George Ellwanger, a real fishy American.
Here's how to automatically send a growing daily stream of junk email to flag@whitehouse.gov:
1. Set up a special gmail account (mail.google.com) just for this purpose.
2. Under "Settings->Forwarding and POP/IMAP", select “Forward a copy of incoming mail to”, then fill in flag@whitehouse.gov
3. Then sign up for a bunch of free, email-generating web services (eg. GoogleAlerts) using the gmail account.
4. Tell your friends how they too can automate the revolution.
Hit back ten times as hard. Every day.
I just turned myself in to flag@whitehouse.gov!
Good for all of you turning yourself in. I just hope my torture by the White House doesn't include being forced to listen to a three day lecture series from Joe Biden on pretty much any topic.
I reported both of my blogs. I am a fishy American! :-j
I'm fishy!
I am a fishy American!
I am a fishy American too!
Fishy is the way to be!!
Me and my brother are fishy americans. GO FISHY PEOPLE!!!
D~K
Fishy people, fishy bloggers must be fishers of men.
All you excellent fishes need to catch a ride on the EAC {Eastern Australian Current} to Australia, says this Aussie Nemo! {No I have six children, my brain functions like Dory~}
I, too, am a fishy American! Hooyah! Go Navy!
I am neither fishy, nor 'Merkin and (most important) not a small minded, parochial, paranoid twit.
OTOH I do enjoy the occasional plate of fish 'n chips (as opposed to fishies and chippies).
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