Christmas Conversation with My 4 Year Old

My four year old son walked up to me yesterday while I was setting the table for dinner.

"Uhm" he asked hesitangly"Is it too late to add things to my Christmas list?"

"I think so," I said, eyeing the three feet of snow piled up outside the window.

"OK," he said resignedly and then looked out past me, deep in thought. "Dad can we run out to the store and buy a whip?"

"Why?" I asked.

"Uhm. I put a lion on my Christmas list but I forgot to put down a whip. And if the lion shows up and I don't have a whip we could all be in trouble."

"Oh," I said because I couldn't think of what else to say to his perfectly logical question.

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25 comments:

Rachel B said...

Thank you for sharing. made my day :)

nightfly said...

Heh. On the bright side, you now have an excuse not to get him a lion - "Sorry, they were all out of whips, so Santa decided that a lion wasn't such a great idea."

Joe said...

That made my day as well.

What concerns me though, is do you think your 4yr old is capable of controlling a lion with just a whip?

I would get a cage as well.

Child of God said...

I hope PETA doesn't read this.

Nod said...

*Snicker* *Snicker*

Anonymous said...

Wow. Keep animal control on speed dial.

Maurisa said...

That is totally awesome! Thank God for the gift of children! Stories like this always make me smile.

Lynne said...

I bet it was really hard to not laugh during the conversation...

erin said...

Brilliant! I love stories like this.

Simply Being Mommy said...

Thanks for the laugh!

Meg said...

Cute story!

Reminds me of the response my five year old cousin gave me when I asked her "What did you get for Christmas?" Her response "A bear. A stuffed one, not a real one. I wanted a real one but my mom wouldn't let me!"

Lee Gilbert said...

This kid is going to have a REALLY sleepless night Christmas Eve. A lion may be coming and no whip with which to manage him. I would leave a note for Santa to put the lion in the basement if he brings one.

Anonymous said...

LOL!

Cool Stuff said...

Ah that's so nice and innocent. Made me smile which I needed as my friend past away yesterday at the age of just 28. Thanks for sharing and making me smile :)

Anonymous said...

Very cute - but it is pronounced "wheep"

Anonymous said...

Thank you God for the gift of innocent children to put things in perspective! Our kids are loving it too! Thanks for sharing :)

Josh said...

Holy cow that is FUNNY!

Anonymous said...

too cute!

Anonymous said...

Love a child's logic!!

Patt

Hibernus said...

You will need a chair to go with the whip and with the cage Joe mentioned. Do lions eat Little Friskies?

Anonymous said...

Just tell him that Santa would not leave anything that would hurt him so the lion would not be real but a stuffed one

Anonymous said...

If you could arrange for some convincing roaring Christmas morning from the general direction of the tree (or basement, or closet, or anywhere convenient), I doubt it would be soon forgotten....

Anonymous said...

Children are full of imagination and wonder, there isn't a task to big for them tackle if they really want something.
Thanks for sharing this great story, It brings back memories of my own children.

jan said...

So, did he get the lion? :-)

Dani said...

That is adorable that he was so convinced he'd get the lion. I'm in love.

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