NY Times Caption Contest
This picture with the halo and the superimposed cross around Obama actually appeared in the New York Times yesterday. Their caption read "As Health Vote Awaits, Future of Presidency waits Too." But you can do better than that. You guys always come up with great captions. Have a crack at it now because media only gets this bias about once a week or so.
For some intelligent commentary on this you can check out Ed Morrissey at Hot Air but for some spirited snarky silliness head to the combox.
23 comments:
The Times: Praying for a ressurection of Obama's poll numbers.
"He seriously took three days? Let's be clear: I can rebuild the Temple in ONE day."
Fox News is biased!
A new kind of savior: All of the glory, none of the self-sacrifice.
A terrible sign appeared in the sky, a man eclipsed the sun, with the White House under his thumb, and on his head a false halo of one star. The man was against children and wailed aloud in pain as he labored to abort as many as possible.
"Okay, he didn't pay my car note and my rent, but I just know He's coming down from that cross."
The New Messiah.
"When they were nailing me on this side of the cross they were tired so it took them a bit longer and then....."
Matthew 24:11 - and many false prophets will appear and deceive many people.
Rev 13:7-8
"And it was given unto him to make war with the saints, and to overcome them: and power was given him over all kindreds, and tongues, and nations.
And all that dwell upon the earth shall worship him, whose names are not written in the book of life of the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world."
Version 1:
"For such false apostles are deceitful workmen, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ. And no wonder: for Satan himself transformeth himself into an angel of light." (2 Corinthians 11:14)
Version 2: Republicans are no longer alone in crossing president
Blessed are the lazy, for they shall be given healthcare.
Blessed are the rather-by-a-flat-screen, for they shall also be given healthcare.
Blessed are the trying-to-have-a-career-by-painting-Bush-as-Hitler-portraits, for they shall be given... look, you see where I'm going with this.
Our father who art in Kenya...
Fox News is biased!
ROFL!
But seriously, perhaps the fix is in and they are deliberately doing this tongue-in-cheek. I mean, is anyone that darn dense about the messianic worship of Obama? That is, it's so bad and obvious it defies credulity. Or, to put it simply for the youngsters: Obvious troll is obvious. :)
Scott W.
Sh'ma Yisroel
Maybe photo-shop in something like the Ark of the Covenant floating above the White House.
Then the caption: "Sorry Obama: Time's Up!"
You know, Divine Retribution a la Independence Day?
"Boy, this cocain flashback is really playing with my head!"
Move your head Barack. Your ego is blocking the light of Christ
Eric Massa had it right, but was a little off.... there certainly is "the Devil's spawn" in the White House, but it ain't Rahm Emanuel!
Obama: "I'm at a crossroads, and while I ascend to my Father (whoever he was), I'm leaving the White House and the Presidency of this once great nation to suffer and die from the weight of the cross I have given it."
The Light is coming to cast out the darkness.
Hey Obama, look behind you...He's back and He doesn't like what you've been doing!
This is the part of the story where the crowd turns against me? This messiah thing isn't all it's cracked up to be!
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