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CNN Poll: 39% of Americans Drunk Right Now

Shock poll. A CNN poll released Wednesday indicates that 61 percent of the public expect the president to nominate a liberal to replace John Paul Stevens on the Supreme Court.

That clearly means that 39% of Americans right now are drunk, concussed, or just plain stupid.

Seriously, who's answering these questions?

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6 comments:

Doug Stein said...

ACORN members - but they're answering this way only because they don't think Obama's short list has any liberals. They want "feelingsprudence" instead of jurisprudence!

Anonymous said...

Some people have truly bought the "Obama's a moderate" line.

Christina said...

Well, to be fair, 21% said he'd nominate a moderate, which everyone knows is a liberal pandering (ie lying) to the flyover zone.

It appears that only 13% need major psychological help. Perhaps they didn't understand the question.

Anonymous said...

Awesome headline!

And in other breaking news...it seems that about 13% of the US public is just nuts.

Just for kicks, take a look at every major opinion poll you see for the next year or so and note how many respond with the bizarro world answer. For some reason it always seems to be about 10-13%.

Everywhere I go it seems about 1 in 10 people are not in touch with reality. A lot, but not all of them, of them are die hard liberals.

Deirdre Mundy said...

The other 39% expect him to nominate a Stalinist! :)

Nzie (theRosyGardener) said...

That's what I would have "voted for", Deirdre, but they didn't ask me... probably because I'm living in Russia and witness the Stalinist hangover regularly...

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