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After a shark attack left a woman dead in Sharm el-Sheikh, Egyptian officials are publicly speculating that the Israeli Mossad could have put sharks in the sea to harm Egypt's tourism.

A possible connection between Israel and the shark attack that left a 70-year-old German woman dead in Egypt's Sharm el-Sheikh on Sunday is not unfounded, according to South Sinai Governor Mohamed Abdel Fadil Shousha, quoted by Reuters on Monday.

Some have suggested that the shark attack could have been part of a secret plan by Mossad to harm Egyptian tourism.
For reals? They say the Jews did it. Sharks. The Jews planted sharks.

You can't say anything sane about such insanity so we'll put up something insane to sum up the story?

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19 comments:

Ma Tucker said...

Haaaa, very good

Anonymous said...

Was Mel Gibson not available for comment?

Al Sharpton said...

It's a outrage.

Anonymous said...

Of course, the Jews are behind all the evil in the world.

Dummies!

Anonymous said...

This is stupidity on a stick. Don't these morons in Egypt realize how stupid they sound when they say things like this? Juscot

Walenty Lisek said...

It must have been the Vampire Space Jews from Mars who teleported the sharks to Egypt. You just can't trust them Vampire Space Jews.

Anonymous said...

Helen Thomas is afraid to go in the water.

√Čamonn said...

That shark is missing his yarmulke :-)

Gregory said...

This is a compliment to the Jewish people, not an insult. The Egyptians evidently believe that they are so extraordinarily intelligent that they have discovered a way to train sharks, which are not even vertebrates. Very impressive on the part of the Mossad!!

Anonymous said...

Sharks are vertebrates (they have a backbone).

The Watcher said...

Did they have lasers mounted on their heads?

Anonymous said...

Has anyone checked with Mel Gibson on this?

-- Mack

Anonymous said...

Sharks are chordates, but not vertebrates -- their backbone is cartilaginous

Rick said...

What, no yamaka on the shark? Must be Reformed.

Steve said...

the mind is a terrible thang especially when it's denied access to grace.

priest's wife said...

If that Jewish shark eats only terrorists- I have no problem with this

Anonymous said...

Maybe Jews concocted this conspiracy to make their critics look like kooks?

Nevertheless, coastal regions of the Red Sea are an odd place to find Oceanic White tips. Will we ever know the truth?

Anonymous said...

Wow Jews now have special powers that control the very actions of sharks. They truly are the chosen race and the Egyptians are finally acknowledging it!

Anonymous said...

Sharks are trained; they are supposedly as docile as dolphins or sea lions.

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