Good for a laugh from The Looking Spoon.
12/17/2012 02:02:00 PM
Hysterical...and I'm stealing it!
What is Santa holding in his hands? It looks kind of like a burnt piece of paper or a discolored piece of fluorspar, with a faint impression of the Obama logo on it. The Obama logo (if that's actually what it is) makes some sense in the context of liberal vs. conservative, but I don't really understand why it looks like either a burnt piece of paper or some kind of mineral formation.
Dear Paul,That's a lump of coal. Surely you remember that from your childhood.Love,Santa
A lump of coal, huh? OK, that does make sense, though it doesn't really look like a lump of coal to me. Thanks for the explanation!