Patrick Will No Longer Be Blogging Here
Patrick will not be blogging here today, or ever again. Instead, he will be changing his name, shooting his television, moving to some place they never heard of football, grow a long beard, and become a fan of synchronized male diving.
Roll Tide!
(P.S. The only thing more embarrassing than the pummeling of Notre Dame was the geriatric Brent Mussberger drooling over AJ McCarron's girlfriend. McCarron should have beat up Mussberger instead of ND)
PPS. Anybody know where I can buy some really good fake ID, a pipe, and some mustache wax?
10 comments:
God is smiting ND for inviting Obama as an honored guest. RTR!!
Catherine A.
You can blog at my place Patrick. No one reads me anyway.
I was too busy writing against ssm and abortion to watch the game.
Touchdown Jesus, why have you forsaken us?
Roll Tide!
Football, like badminton, golf, and tiddly-winks, is only a game.
ND has been dead to me after they honored Obama. So, forget them.
I turned it on. I turned it off. I turned it on again..laughed..Didn't really care who won...Went to sleep.
Been a long time since I've heard or read of so much whoop-de-doo over a football game. If it weren't for the totally awesome commercials, the Super Bowl would be anticlimactic. And even then ...
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