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Biden: I'm Not Running for Pope

Vice President Joe Biden, a Catholic, announced to the press in a joking manner that he won't be running for Pope to replace Pope Benedict XVI.

Weasel Zippers reports:

Vice President Joe Biden hailed Pope Benedict XVI's retirement announcement, calling him a man of "great integrity."

But first, Biden joked that he won't be seeking to replace him.

“I am not running,” Biden said after hosting a gun violence summit here.

"I had a chance to meet with the Holy Father several months ago privately for an hour. And his decision reinforced for me that … this is a man of great integrity and looking out for what he believes is the best interest of our church. I admire him for it. I think it’s been 713 or so years since anyone has ever done that. I think he sets an incredibly high standard.”
Maybe Biden should follow his example and resign for the good of the country.


*subhead*Joker.*subhead*

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3 comments:

Suzanne F. said...

And the Catholic world emits a collective sigh of relief... :)

Mike in CT said...

"And his decision reinforced for me that … this is a man of great integrity and looking out for what he believes is the best interest of our church."

Translation: "The pope told me he thinks I'm a scandal to the faith and that I should stop supporting the killing of babies in the womb. I told him fat chance, Joey. Who the hell are you?"

Rick said...

Amen. He and his president.

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