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Hilarious Radio: To Ensure Everyone Wins, Youth Athletic Association Removes Ball from Soccer

This is just too funny.

From This is That:

With the growing concern over the effects of competition in youth sports programs this summer, many Canadian soccer associations eliminated the concept of keeping score. The Soccer Association of Midlake, Ontario, however, has taken this idea one step further, and have completely removed the ball from all youth soccer games and practices.

According to Association spokesperson, Helen Dabney-Coyle, "By removing the ball, it's absolutely impossible to say 'this team won' and 'this team lost' or 'this child is better at soccer than that child.'"

"We want our children to grow up learning that sport is not about competition, rather it's about using your imagination. If you imagine you're good at soccer, then, you are."

This summer Peter Oldring spent time with the Midlake Thundercats, an under 11 boys and girls team, and put together this radio documentary.

Trust me, it's worth the 4 minutes to listen to the whole thing. At first I embedded the audio but it's on that autoplay thing which is really annoying (Why do they do that?). So now here's the link. It really is funny.


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Jonathan said...

You know this is fake, right? There is no Midlake, ON, and This is That is a satire program...

matthew archbold said...

Yup. Otherwise it wouldn't have been funny. It would've been apocalyptically sad and tragic.

Siobhan said...

Speaking of annoying autoplay, every time I open your page the Colbert interview w/ Cardinal Dolan starts playing...

Myriad said...

Technically everybody loses

Myriad said...

Technically everybody loses

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