The UK Telegraph reports this latest atrocity from the Church of England.
Worshippers at the St Michael and All Angels Church in Uffington, Lincolnshire, wanted their oak altar to double up as a place to “serve refreshments”.I give it five years before this is approved of and even common practice in the Church of England.
But Mark Bishop, chancellor for Lincoln, and a judge of the Church of England's Consistory Court, decided the altar could only be used for worship, not to serve snacks.
Ruling that "an interchangeable use for the altar" was certainly not acceptable, he said a "decent table of wood, stone or other suitable material" should be provided in every church or chapel for celebration of Holy Communion.
He added: “The table, as becomes the table of Lord, shall be kept in a sufficient and seemly manner, and from time to time repaired, and shall be covered in the time of Divine Service with a covering of silk or other decent stuff, and with a fair white linen cloth at the time of the celebration of the Holy Communion.
"It would be completely inappropriate for an altar to be used occasionally for the celebration of Holy Communion, but more frequently 'for the service of refreshments'.
"The obligation of the Churchwardens is to ensure that the Lord's Table is kept in a 'sufficient and seemly manner' and I am quite satisfied that what is proposed does not amount to that."