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Awesome Massive Pants Ripping Incident at Chinese Military Training

Oh how I wish this happened in America because you just know there'd be a hundred cell phone videos of it.

Rocket News reports:

Chinese media is abuzz with serious concerns about the combat effectiveness of China’s military as it was revealed that, at a recent college military reserve training session, over 100 reservists’ camouflage pants simultaneously ripped out of nowhere.

The explosive rippage was apparently triggered when around 4,500 reservists – both men and women – were commanded by a drill instructor to sit down. We can only assume the drill instructor was the Chinese equivalent of R. Lee Ermy, as some of the reservists apparently took his command so seriously that they sat down with enough force to utterly destroy the stitching in their standard issue pants.

Of the 4,500 reservists at the training session, a little over 100 of them suffered catastrophic pants failure. That accounts for approximately 2% of those in attendance and, according to witnesses, the mass pants-ripping event was accompanied by a clearly audible RRRRRIIIIIIPPPPP that we’re certain would have made Hanna and/or Barbera fiercely proud.
And now a little musical interlude all about pants-ripping debacles.




*subhead*Heh.*subhead*

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