The long awaited endorsement from Phil Robertson, patriarch of the Duck Dynasty crew, goes to Ted Cruz.
I'll admit that I don't believe America can pull out of the graveyard spiral it's so enjoying right now but Ted Cruz at least seems to be willing to pull up on the controls.
In a video showing the two duck hunting together, Robertson lists the qualities he's looking for in a presidential candidate, demanding that his choice be willing to "kill a duck and put him in a pot and make ‘em a good duck gumbo."
"Ted Cruz is my man. He fits the bill. He’s godly, he loves us, he’s the man for the job, and he will go duck hunting," Robertson said in the videopromoted on the Cruz campaign's website.