Here's what some British scientists came up with...
Just kidding. This is what they actually said he looked like.
Not bad. Kind face. Make a decent Mall Santa, right? No. It'd have to be a store that was going for some kind of realistic Santa. Like Whole Foods. Except Whole Foods would never have Santa even though everything there tastes like reindeer food.
According to CNA, they used all sorts of sciency things to come up with this. If you care enough check it out there.
HT Big Pulpit