Comments on Creative Minority Report: NY Times Caption Contest

This is the part of the story where the crowd turn...

2010-03-25T16:49:37.319-04:00

This is the part of the story where the crowd turns against me? This messiah thing isn't all it's cracked up to be!

Hey Obama, look behind you...He's back and He does...

2010-03-22T20:47:22.692-04:00

Hey Obama, look behind you...He's back and He doesn't like what you've been doing!

The Light is coming to cast out the darkness.

2010-03-17T16:39:51.596-04:00

The Light is coming to cast out the darkness.

Obama: "I'm at a crossroads, and while I ascend to...

2010-03-16T12:59:57.933-04:00

Obama: "I'm at a crossroads, and while I ascend to my Father (whoever he was), I'm leaving the White House and the Presidency of this once great nation to suffer and die from the weight of the cross I have given it."

Eric Massa had it right, but was a little off.... ...

2010-03-16T11:54:43.672-04:00

Eric Massa had it right, but was a little off.... there certainly is "the Devil's spawn" in the White House, but it ain't Rahm Emanuel!

Move your head Barack. Your ego is blocking the l...

2010-03-15T23:11:43.777-04:00

Move your head Barack. Your ego is blocking the light of Christ

"Boy, this cocain flashback is really playing with...

2010-03-15T19:02:32.509-04:00

"Boy, this cocain flashback is really playing with my head!"

Maybe photo-shop in something like the Ark of the ...

2010-03-15T18:46:34.344-04:00

Maybe photo-shop in something like the Ark of the Covenant floating above the White House.
Then the caption: "Sorry Obama: Time's Up!"

You know, Divine Retribution a la Independence Day?

Sh'ma Yisroel

2010-03-15T18:17:39.714-04:00

Sh'ma Yisroel

Fox News is biased! ROFL! But seriously, perhap...

2010-03-15T17:14:11.893-04:00

Fox News is biased!

ROFL!

But seriously, perhaps the fix is in and they are deliberately doing this tongue-in-cheek. I mean, is anyone that darn dense about the messianic worship of Obama? That is, it's so bad and obvious it defies credulity. Or, to put it simply for the youngsters: Obvious troll is obvious. :)

Scott W.

Our father who art in Kenya...

2010-03-15T17:10:20.486-04:00

Our father who art in Kenya...

Blessed are the lazy, for they shall be given heal...

2010-03-15T16:38:13.723-04:00

Blessed are the lazy, for they shall be given healthcare.

Blessed are the rather-by-a-flat-screen, for they shall also be given healthcare.

Blessed are the trying-to-have-a-career-by-painting-Bush-as-Hitler-portraits, for they shall be given... look, you see where I'm going with this.

Version 1: "For such false apostles are deceitful ...

2010-03-15T16:13:35.285-04:00

Version 1:
"For such false apostles are deceitful workmen, transforming themselves into the apostles of Christ. And no wonder: for Satan himself transformeth himself into an angel of light." (2 Corinthians 11:14)

Version 2: Republicans are no longer alone in crossing president

Rev 13:7-8 "And it was given unto him to make war...

2010-03-15T16:01:16.442-04:00

Rev 13:7-8

"And it was given unto him to make war with the saints, and to overcome them: and power was given him over all kindreds, and tongues, and nations.
And all that dwell upon the earth shall worship him, whose names are not written in the book of life of the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world."

Matthew 24:11 - and many false prophets will appea...

2010-03-15T15:41:44.529-04:00

Matthew 24:11 - and many false prophets will appear and deceive many people.

"When they were nailing me on this side of the cro...

2010-03-15T15:06:06.601-04:00

"When they were nailing me on this side of the cross they were tired so it took them a bit longer and then....."

The New Messiah.

2010-03-15T14:45:42.017-04:00

The New Messiah.

"Okay, he didn't pay my car note and my rent, but ...

2010-03-15T14:37:51.403-04:00

"Okay, he didn't pay my car note and my rent, but I just know He's coming down from that cross."

A terrible sign appeared in the sky, a man eclipse...

2010-03-15T14:28:43.173-04:00

A terrible sign appeared in the sky, a man eclipsed the sun, with the White House under his thumb, and on his head a false halo of one star. The man was against children and wailed aloud in pain as he labored to abort as many as possible.

A new kind of savior: All of the glory, none of th...

2010-03-15T14:22:16.058-04:00

A new kind of savior: All of the glory, none of the self-sacrifice.

Fox News is biased!

2010-03-15T14:16:33.833-04:00

Fox News is biased!

"He seriously took three days? Let's be clear: I c...

2010-03-15T13:49:51.851-04:00

"He seriously took three days? Let's be clear: I can rebuild the Temple in ONE day."

The Times: Praying for a ressurection of Obama's p...

2010-03-15T13:34:53.780-04:00

The Times: Praying for a ressurection of Obama's poll numbers.