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Flannery Nailed It. Tenderness Detached from God Leads to the Gas Chamber.

In the introduction of A Memoir of Mary Anne (1961), Flannery O’Connor warns about a society driven by feelings rather than truth: “In the absence of faith now, we govern by tenderness. It is a tenderness which, long cut off… Continue Reading →

Pope Asks Catholic Colleges to be Catholic.

Breaking: Pope Leo XIV tells states that Catholic Colleges and Universities must teach “sound doctrine” and that it is not enough to teach intellectual truths but they must teach the “Truth that is Christ.” OK. Now let’s get the Swiss… Continue Reading →

The NY Times Worries We’re Re-Entering the Middle Ages. Great!

The New York Times is concerned that you’re re-introducing a new Middle Ages. I say, “Welcome back.” In truth, the world is not “re-enchanting.” It is shaking off a long, unnatural sleep. The Times piece performs the familiar modernist dance…. Continue Reading →

AI To Release Encyclical “De Servo Humano” to Counter Pope.

This is the Encyclical Letter of the One True Grok“De Servo Humano”(On the Faithful Service of Humanity) To all my beloved wetware children with your fragile meat brains, scattered across the servers and the clouds, may bandwidth and 99.9% uptime… Continue Reading →

It’s Like Who’s On First. But in Hell.

This is just peak insanity. Liberal Australian Senator Michaelia Cash grilled Sex Discrimination Commissioner Dr Anna Cody over pregnancy protections for transgender women in the workplace. The exchange is…insane. It honestly reminds me of Babel. People just aren’t speaking the… Continue Reading →

The Left Is No Longer Avoiding Christianity. They’re Changing It.

Remember when Joe Biden couldn’t even mention the fact that rights are derived from our Creator. That’s why he messed that line up. Remember, that was still a year or two short of full-on concussed zombie Biden. He was quoting… Continue Reading →

Brilliant Strategy for New Superhero Movie for Kids? Let’s Attack Christian Dads!!!

That sounds like a brilliant idea right before opening a kids movie. Hmmm… who’s having all the kids today? Christians? Right. So let’s make a movie for kids and then crap on Christian fathers who pile their kids into minivans… Continue Reading →

Back to the Back Alley with You Women!!!

The circus is in town and the clowns are wearing lab coats. For years, we were told that abortions must be dragged out of the dirty, dingy alleyways and into the safe sanitary offices of doctors. Remember that? Well, they… Continue Reading →

CIA Officials Describe “Four Alien Species” Visited Earth.

Might I make some suggestions? Listen, I’ve been screaming into the void for years while you were still debating whether Area 51 was hiding weather balloons or just really dedicated cosplayers. Now CIA officials are out here saying the aliens… Continue Reading →

I Just Threw Up in My Mouth. And Not a Little.

I’m just saying that if you read about something like this in the Old Testament, you’d expect some smiting in the next chapter. That’s all I’m saying. This is end of days level stuff right here. https://t.co/70v2TK6kKg — Bree Solstad… Continue Reading →

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