Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Thursday, 24 September 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
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Should Doctors Be Forced to Perform Gender Transitions?

Do you think doctors should be forced to perform gender transitions? The Colorado Supreme Court does. That’s the question at issue in a case filed by Alliance Defending Freedom attorneys representing the Christian Medical and Dental Associations and a Christian medical practice. Colorado is also…

  1. 23 Sep

    So They’re Against Science?

    The pro-abortion crowd is freaking out. Totally freaking out. Because the EPA is set to study drinking water for traces of chemicals associated with the Birth Control Pill. What they’re screaming is…

  2. 20 Sep

    The Church Got 99 Problems But This Aint’ One

    Thank God I’m Catholic. Not sayin’ we got no problems. But we don’t have this. Jesus would be an abortion clinic escort, huh? This Presbyterian "pastor" thinks Jesus supports killing babies in…

  3. 17 Sep

    Confirmed: Meryl Streep Will Voice Aslan.

    Meryl Streep will officially voice Aslan in Greta Gerwig’s ‘NARNIA: THE MAGICIAN’S NEPHEW’. Ugh. In the books by Christian CS Lewis, Aslan the Lion is Jesus. This isn’t even one of those…

  4. 17 Sep

    Connecticut Says No Religious Freedom for You.

    Connecticut just told parents their religious beliefs are optional. A Superior Court judge this week upheld that no religious exemptions from the vaccines required to send your kid to school will be…

  5. 17 Sep

    “Due Care” Means Don’t Care.

    A 2 year old child has been…um…disposed of, ending its pain and suffering with “due care.” Like, actually. This really happened. A Dutch review committee has now ruled that the country’s first…

  6. 14 Sep

    Human Women Turned Into Vending Machines is…Progress?

    I feel like I need Charlton Heston yelling, “It’s People.” Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez just announced that she broke up with her boyfriend so she’s freezing her eggs. This, of course, inspired a rash…