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Is This Like Arresting Capone on Tax Evasion?

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, the man formerly known as Prince Andrew, has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office. Police say King Charles’s brother is in custody and officers are carrying out searches at his various addresses. It comes after… Continue Reading →

Should Priests Have to Confess Poor Ash Delivery?

The priest loomed over me once again like a bouncer. His thumb loaded. Then came the smudge. It’s supposed to be a cross. A simple, dignified reminder that you are dust and to dust you shall return. Instead, he drags… Continue Reading →

This is Why They Don’t Invite Catholics.

I love this. This kid BRINGS IT! Frank Turek regretted allowing this kid to ask him questions.

Thou Shall Not Date a Robot.

OK. Here it is, folks. Thou Shalt Not Date a Robot. I didn’t think we’d hit this level of clown world so fast, but here we are, so I’m officially petitioning the Almighty –capital A — to slide this bad… Continue Reading →

Satan Announces Hiatus from Public Life: ‘I’m Tired of Being the Face of the 21st Century’

HELL – In a rare, dimly lit press conference held in the ninth circle’s break room, the Prince of Darkness, better known as Satan, Lucifer, or that guy everyone’s always blaming, officially announced he is stepping back from the spotlight… Continue Reading →

What’s a Gun-Person?

Is this where we are? 🚨 BREAKING: Trans shooter opens fire in Canada — 10 dead, 25+ wounded Police are so terrified of "misgendering" they’re calling the suspect a “gun-person” instead of gunman. This is peak insanity. pic.twitter.com/2zpvSIVIRp — Alec… Continue Reading →

He Seems Nice?

Nothing like a congressman stoking a race war, huh? If he said this about black people, Jews, or literally any other group, it would be the biggest story in the country and he’d be forced to resign by the end… Continue Reading →

Fr. McTeigue Fights His Melancholy with Wisdom from Gandalf and St. Francis de Sales.

I could listen to him all day…but not if I lived in one of those places up north where it’s daytime for like two months. That might be a bit much but until then…Fr. Mcteigue is one of the most… Continue Reading →

At Least They Used Paper Straws

Look at all the private jets on the ground for the Super Bowl in California. And we have to use paper straws. Interesting. Rules for thee but not for all the climate activists I guess. pic.twitter.com/13lzfVPxlz — Jack (@jackunheard) February… Continue Reading →

Top Ten Reasons to Attend Daily Mass

Look, I get it. You want to get right with the Creator, but you’re worried that church is just a slow-motion hobby for people who think unflavored oatmeal is too “spicy.” Well, strap in, because Daily Mass is an extreme… Continue Reading →

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