Created Or Saved: A Top Ten List

As everybody has heard by now, Obama uses the completely unverifiable metric of created or saved to claim credit for some fictional 150,000 jobs.

Pondering this, I couldn't help but think of some other things that Obama has created or saved that are likely much more real than those 150,000 jobs.
  1. Obama has created or saved 150,000 Biden Jokes.
  2. Obama has created or saved 150,000 Government programs
  3. Obama has created or saved 150,000 Liberal Car Dealers
  4. Obama has created or saved 150,000 Republicans
  5. Obama has created or saved 150,000 Gun Owners
  6. Obama has created or saved at least 2 rogue state nuclear programs
  7. Obama has created or saved Seven Million nervous Israelis
  8. Obama has created or saved The teleprompter industry
  9. Obama has created or saved the careers of dozens of tax cheats
  10. Obama has created or saved the 1.6 Million pink slips.
What did I miss?

Comments

  1. He's created 21 positions in the booming Czar Industry.

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  2. He's created 150,000 gallons of Kool-aid.

    He's created 150,000 Government Motors cars that no one will want to buy.

    He's saved countless UAW jobs by making them minority owners in the auto industry.

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  3. hahah, this list is really funny and very creative.

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  4. I think W saved your #8 eight years ago.

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  5. About the only thing he isn't trying to create or save is 150,000 unborn children.

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  6. He created 150,000 styrofoam pillars to be autographed and sold on QVC in October of 2012.

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  7. elizabethanne628June 11, 2009 at 8:08 PM

    He created 150,000 really, really cool, artistic bumper stickers people add to their hybrids, right next to those equally cool "coexist" stickers.

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