Jews!

After a shark attack left a woman dead in Sharm el-Sheikh, Egyptian officials are publicly speculating that the Israeli Mossad could have put sharks in the sea to harm Egypt's tourism.
A possible connection between Israel and the shark attack that left a 70-year-old German woman dead in Egypt's Sharm el-Sheikh on Sunday is not unfounded, according to South Sinai Governor Mohamed Abdel Fadil Shousha, quoted by Reuters on Monday.

Some have suggested that the shark attack could have been part of a secret plan by Mossad to harm Egyptian tourism.
For reals? They say the Jews did it. Sharks. The Jews planted sharks.

You can't say anything sane about such insanity so we'll put up something insane to sum up the story?

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  1. Was Mel Gibson not available for comment?

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  2. Of course, the Jews are behind all the evil in the world.

    Dummies!

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  3. This is stupidity on a stick. Don't these morons in Egypt realize how stupid they sound when they say things like this? Juscot

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  4. It must have been the Vampire Space Jews from Mars who teleported the sharks to Egypt. You just can't trust them Vampire Space Jews.

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  5. Helen Thomas is afraid to go in the water.

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  6. That shark is missing his yarmulke :-)

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  7. This is a compliment to the Jewish people, not an insult. The Egyptians evidently believe that they are so extraordinarily intelligent that they have discovered a way to train sharks, which are not even vertebrates. Very impressive on the part of the Mossad!!

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  8. Sharks are vertebrates (they have a backbone).

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  9. Did they have lasers mounted on their heads?

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  10. Has anyone checked with Mel Gibson on this?

    -- Mack

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  11. Sharks are chordates, but not vertebrates -- their backbone is cartilaginous

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  12. What, no yamaka on the shark? Must be Reformed.

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  13. the mind is a terrible thang especially when it's denied access to grace.

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  14. If that Jewish shark eats only terrorists- I have no problem with this

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  15. Maybe Jews concocted this conspiracy to make their critics look like kooks?

    Nevertheless, coastal regions of the Red Sea are an odd place to find Oceanic White tips. Will we ever know the truth?

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  16. Wow Jews now have special powers that control the very actions of sharks. They truly are the chosen race and the Egyptians are finally acknowledging it!

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  17. Sharks are trained; they are supposedly as docile as dolphins or sea lions.

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