If You Buy This, You're Banned from This Blog

My four year old watched this commercial and pointed to it and said, "Dad! That's inappropriate. Kids shouldn't put that on their Christmas list...but can I?"

What is wrong with the world that this could possibly be selling?

If you buy this for your kid, consider yourself banned from this blog. We have no investigative capability here at CMR anymore because of the bad economy so we can't check up on you guys like we did in the 90's but we trust that if you buy this toy you will ban yourself. And you should probably hide away from polite society.

Comments

  1. The 3rd sign of the Apocalypse.

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  2. "we trust that if you buy this toy you will ban yourself"......like some Bishops trust that certain politicians ban themselves from Communion.

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  3. So....you're buying this for Patrick, aren't you?

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  4. Don't need to buy it... we already own a real dog that poos real poo and that's their job. (But my kids think this contraption is disgusting anyway)

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  5. That's bland compared to this http://youtu.be/lpktyg_0YXM

    where in a prank, parents kiss passionately their blindfolded teen aged kids in a pep rally with the school body.

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  6. Seriously? What those kids actually need is a dog. A real one, who really poops. It gets old.

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  7. What?!? I can't believe I made my brother-in-law bring me my own "Kackel Dackel" from Germany...and now they sell them in America? Well...you have to admit that the German commercial totally kicks butt over the American version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOOToz9qepw

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  9. Put me in a time machine with those toys, send me back in time 25,000 years, and I could become a God.

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  10. Had I known such a toy existed, I would have asked Santa to bring it for Christmas!!!

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