I Want to Hear the Abortion Jokes

"Newt Gingrich’s campaign is so dead, Mitt Romney wants to baptize it and Rick Santorum wants to put it in a jar and show it to his kids."

That's the joke that Jimmy Kimmel was going to tell at The White House Correspondent's Dinner. He didn't, but only because an ABC News reporter told him that it could "cause the room to turn against him."

Yup. Jimmy Kimmel thinks dead babies are funny. It's a ghastly ghoulish joke in which I see no possibility of humor. None. But that's why I wish he would've told it.

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  1. Mr Kimmel is morally and spiritually dead. That is the voice of evil - one can hear Satan laugh.

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  2. The pro-death crowd have provided empirical evidence that they are, and wish to remain the upholders and advocates of dark age, flat earth mythology. A recent motion in Canada to update a 400 year old assumption was drawn, quartered, and burned at the stake for daring to bring truth to the commons, thereby threatening an open discussion on the verity of their antiquated superstitious notion of when a person becomes a person.

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  3. How is planned parenthood like McDonald's?
    Over 50 million severed.
    Bah bum

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  4. How many black girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    None. They all been killed by their mama's.
    Bah bum

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  5. Fill in the blanks---
    What do you get when you cross a __________ with a ________?
    Better tasting Pepsi.
    Bah boom

    What's the difference between a _________ and a _________?
    One is a baby and the other is landfill.
    Bah bum

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  6. How do you make a dead baby float?

    2 scoops of dead baby and root beer.

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    Whats easier to unload, a truck full of dead babies or a truck load of bowling balls?

    Dead babies, you can use a pitchfork.

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    Time to do a bit of repentence now, I'll save the bad ones for later.

    Rover.

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  7. The Devil doesn't even need to hide anymore - so many are content to do his bidding.

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