Methodist Church Sign: Jesus Had Two Dads and He Turned Out Just Fine

Pastor Bill Campbell of St. John’s United Methodist Church, put up a church sign saying, "Jesus Had Two Dads and He Turned Out Just Fine." According to The Tennesean, "he didn’t expect much of a response."

I'll just be honest here. Can you spare me the b.s.? Please? With what's going on in this country right now, a pastor puts that sign up and says he has no idea that it would create a stir?

Only three options are available for us to believe from this:

1) Pastor Bill is an idiot.
2) Pastor Bill think we're all idiots.
3) Both A and B.

Look, if you're going to put something like that up just say yeah, I wanted to create a controversy. And I did. Hey, Miley Cyrus didn't come out the day after her twerking debacle and say she didn't mean to create a stir. No. She did it on purpose. She made a fool of herself on purpose. And this sign is something like the religious equivalent of Miley Cyrus twerking. In a weird way.

He says he's not making a statement about homosexuality, he's just pointing out that we should love all kids because they don't have a choice who their parents are. Well, you should say that then.



  1. Someone should tell the good pastor that Jesus has one father and one foster father.

  2. Jesus had two natures, one human and one Divine, and a father for each nature.

  3. Without consent, an act of the free will of the sovereign person, the fertilized egg will miscarry. The human being must choose to exist.

  4. Mary, i fear I will regret asking this, but what does your 8:49pm post mean?


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