10 Things Obama Might Say to Pope Francis

President Barack Obama will meet with Pope Francis for the first time on March 27 at the Vatican, the White House announced Tuesday.

Here's some thoughts on what Obama might say to the pope.

1) Promise, "If you like your Church you can keep your Church."

2) Say thoughtfully, "If I had a son, I think he'd be Pope."

3) Hand Pope Francis a DVD of his speech at Notre Dame and say "you're welcome."

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  1. 11. Hey, can I "borrow" those "KEYS".
    12. Better yet, just lemme' have em.
    13. Give me those keys or I'll kill all the unborn, ah, urh, oops, I'm already doing that.
    Give me those keys or I'll screw up Catholic Healthcare! um, aaahh.
    Give me those keys or I'll declare war on the Catholic Church!
    Alright, If you don't give me those keys, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll collapse the world global economy, cause famine, starvation and war, and pave the way for the enemies of Christ!

    Pope Francis,

    There is someone I'd like to introduce you to.
    Meet the Queen of the Universe, Maria Regina Caeli, but you can call her Mother Mary. She is now going to be your constant keeper and very close companion, for the rest of your life!

  2. "Time for a little traffic problem in Rome."


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