Sheesh. I Just Thought They Hated God

Posters for a pro-life event at the University of Georgia sophomore have been torn down, according to The College Fix.

I'm sure you're completely shocked that a pro-life poster was torn down, right? But the interesting thing is that the poster was advertising an upcoming speaker event called “Prolife Without God” featuring Kelsey Hazzard, president of the national organization Secular Pro-Life.

You see, all these years I've thought pro-choice secularist fanatics just hated God. It turns out that they really hate babies too. Sheesh. Hey, imagine if you combined the two things they hated most and God came into the world as a baby. That would drive them like totally insane.

Oh wait.



  1. They hate the truth or any echo of it - for that is from God.

  2. Freedom of speech be damned. Freedom of peaceable assembly be damned. Mob mentality rules. Might makes dead babies.

  3. And who would name a child "Kelsey?" Someone burdened with a briefly fashionable noise-name can, at twenty-one, make a visit to the county courthouse and change his or her mommy-saw-it-on-a-television-show-she-liked-when-she-was-drunk name to a Christian one for a small fee.


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