The White House Must be Protected

Wait, you mean to tell me that if Trump wins, we'll have a cad, a rogue, an older man who feasts on the flesh of young women by using the power of his position and celebrity in the White House? Oh my, this must be stopped at all costs. We have to make sure that Hillary and Bill get into the White House.

Whew. Thank goodness we avoided that catastrophe.

*subhead*Protect.*subhead*

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