"Death Angel" Drummer Awakes from Coma, Says Satan is a Douche

Ah. Wisdom from the mouths of a satanic metal drummer.


So this guy got the rona and went into a coma for two weeks. He believed he went to Hell and came out of it pretty pissed at Satan.

Datebook:

While in the coma, Carroll said he had dreams of visiting the afterlife. He saw himself leave his body and plummet down to hell, where Satan — a woman in his case — punished him for the deadly sin of sloth, morphing him into a Jabba the Hutt-like-monster who vomited blood until he had a heart attack.

“I woke up on the hospital bed with tubes coming in and out of me, and there was a nurse right there and my first words were, ‘Am I still in hell?’ ” Carroll said. “She ignored me.”

Carroll, who celebrated his 47th birthday on Wednesday, May 13, said his near-death experience gave him a new outlook on life. He now plans on living a healthier life without hard alcohol or bong rips, though he’ll still drink the occasional hard cider and narrow his marijuana use to edibles. He also adopted a belief in a higher power; he feels the prayers from his family and friends helped him pull through.

“I’m still going to listen to satanic metal, and I still love Deicide and bands like that,” Carroll said. “As far as for my personal life and my experience of what I went through, I don’t think Satan’s quite as cool as I used to.”
Look, I don't know what happened to this guy but it looks like it had a bit of a good effect. He no longer drinks (as much) and doesn't smoke dope (only edibles.) Hey, baby steps!!!

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