CNN: Hey Christians, Remember Biden is a Strong Person of Faith

This. Is. CNN.

I didn't even read this. I saw that Charles Martel on Facebook posted it and I was just all eye-roll about it. But it's worse than that. This story isn't news. It's a campaign ad. Nothing more. We're supposed to think Biden is Catholic like us. Hey remember the time he said, “If I’m the nominee, Republicans will be sorry. The next Republican that tells me I’m not religious I’m going to shove my rosary beads down their throat.”

So profound.

Ah yes, I also remember his great Christian testimony when he almost bravely mentioned God once. “We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men and women created by — you know, you know, the thing.” The thing. Powerful testimony, huh?

I'm wondering if the Our Father is outdated now. Maybe we should call out to God by saying, "The thing!!!"


  1. If the electorate (bless their hearts) choose this poor man as president, he will be permitted to doing things with pieces of paper at his desk as a Fisher-Price Play President while his wife and his vice-president scrap with each other over just who rules this fragmented nation.

  2. Interesting juxtaposition of a lit white cross over his head. What does that remind you of?
    Compared to Trump holding a Bible in front of a church I will take Trump's photo-op.

  3. A picture of Biden with just one lightbulb above his head would be wishful thinking.


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