Hillary Tosses Decoys to Distract Heat Seeking Media, Hilariously Fails

For once, the media doesn’t seem to be biting (for hilarious reasons.)

In the past two days, presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton has said two extremely outlandish and yes, even offensive things.

She compared Republicans (especially pro-lifers) to Islamic terrorists. And then just today she said that Republicans want to round up immigrants in “boxcars.”

These are decoys. I think that’s what they’re called. It’s when the pilot notices heat seeking missiles flying right up his tailpipe and he releases decoys to avoid the big boom. That’s what Hillary’s doing here. Because of the increasing media attention on her national security/email server scandal, she’s attempting to get back in the news for attacking the GOP. She believes the only way to get her email scandal off the front pages is to say something outlandish. But that’s where the problem lies.

The media is so in bed with the liberals that these kinds of comments don’t even raise an eyebrow. They think this is perfectly normal. The Democrats so often say such things like this that nothing is outlandish anymore.

I don’t know. I kinda’ feel like this is chickens coming home to roost or being hoisted on their own petard or some other cliché. I don’t know. It makes me happy.

*subhead*Heh.*subhead*

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